Jupiter posted...
Got the spangram legitmately. Got all words within 30 seconds to a minute except the last one. Got stuck on the last one for like 30 fucking mins (while working lol) then it finally it me.
pistachio
Yeah, I wasn't sure what that one was. But once I highlighted all the letters in a somewhat coherent order, I found it easier to realize what it was when all the letters were in 1 line instead of the jumble.
River Song: Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think i'll kill the Fuhrer'