Executive: "We can't make action cartoons anymore. They're too expensive. They require toy sales to make them turn a profit."
Fan: "Why can't we have a toy line?"
Executive: "Young people don't play with toys anymore. They want video games."
Fan: "Why can't we have a video game?"
Executive: "People don't buy games based off of licensed properties. They have a reputation for being crap."
Fan: "Why cant w-"
Executive: "We're not taking risks and we're gonna give you what we're gonna give you. Now go watch the ironic, self-aware CalArts-animated deconstruction of the show you wish you were watching."