Current Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board. Part 3

There once was a man from Nantucket
Was admin of a site, said "fuck it"
No longer a sanitarian
Stopped being disciplinarian
So the rest of the world said "fuck it"

There once was a man from Minnesota
To get paid, needed to meet a quota
Whipped his team into shape
But it was far too late
Site growth is that of a gastropoda