Trump Trials General Part 15: CE's Last Hurrah

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UnsteadyOwl posted...
I read that for many potential jurors their old social media posts were being brought up as reasons to disqualify them. It's a reminder that if you're going to post something on social media make sure it's something you wouldn't be embarrassed to have read aloud in a courtroom years later.

Prosecutor: "Mr. Tyranthraxus, I will now read aloud the last post you made on Facebook."
Me: "ok"
Prosecutor: "fhqwhgads"
Everyone: "... What?"
Prosecutor: "wait this is from 2006"
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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