it doesn't really answer the question and instead of making me laugh, reminds me that I've still never figured out whether a snail is just a slug with a shell or whether they're different animals. I've been wondering about this for decades.
2 peanuts were walking down the street.There ya go.
One was a salted.
https://a-z-animals.com/blog/is-a-snail-without-a-shell-just-a-slug/
What is clear, however, is that snails and slugs arent the same animals. Snails and slugs evolved differently; snails are born with a shell while slugs arent. Taking the shell off of a snail wouldnt make it a slug; it would make it a dead snail.
Day 10:
I was thinking of moving to Moscow...
But there's no point in Russian into things.
2/10, it's a classic pun but the presentation could be better and, well, current events kinda ruined it. Lemme see when this was published...
2018. Yeah, I think it might have gotten a better score then.
Day 12:
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
3/10, lame.
I dunno if we're gonna do much worse than Roberto and Moscow. I hope we don't do much worse than Roberto and Moscow.
Are they all puns?Seem to be so far.
Day 11:This is gold. I don't even understand it yet it's still a kneeslapper
Can a match box?
No, but a tin can.
4/10, not even a chuckle.
This is gold. I don't even understand it yet it's still a kneeslapper
The joke is that "a tin can" (box)Oh I mean the connection between match and tin
The joke is that "a tin can" (box)
I still don't get it.Tin can. As In like what soup would come in. Can as in it can box. It's wordplay
Tin can. As In like what soup would come in. Can as in it can box. It's wordplay
But a tin can isn't a box it's a can. It doesn't make sense.
But a tin can isn't a box it's a can. It doesn't make sense."Box" is a pun. A matchbox is an object, but the question presents the phrase "match box" as two words, where "box" is a verb, meaning to compete in boxing.
Day 14:I feel that if the punchline was spelled
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain.
6/10. Took me a second. Hard to understand in text, and hard to pronounce, but it did make me chuckle.
Day 14:
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain.
6/10. Took me a second. Hard to understand in text, and hard to pronounce, but it did make me chuckle.
Request to also put the rating in spoiler tags.Can do
Day 18:
Why are hairdressers never late for work?
Because they know all the short cuts!
7/10, I smiled at least.
Day 21:
What do you call a guy who can't stand?
Neil.
2/10, this one's not that funny and honestly kinda offensive.
Day 21:I found it funny
What do you call a guy who can't stand?
Neil.
2/10, this one's not that funny and honestly kinda offensive.
Offensive?I mean, it's (probably not intentionally but when has that ever mattered) drawing a connection between disabilities and subservience.
I mean, it's (probably not intentionally but when has that ever mattered) drawing a connection between disabilities and subservience.wat
I found it funny
I mean, it's (probably not intentionally but when has that ever mattered) drawing a connection between disabilities and subservience.