If someone calls you a "simp" do you take it as an insult?

I dont really believe you.

Because thats not how humans work. We tend to get upset when strangers who know nothing about us make assumptions. We are more forgiving of friends & family whom either joke around or occasionally get heated.

Like Ill fight a stranger on the street for talking random smack, but not my buddy.

What you are basically saying is that its impossible for a stranger to offend you. That seems idealistic at best, delusional at worst.