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Vegy
03/28/2024
10:54 PM
#1
hmm? ;;;;o
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Trumble
03/28/2024
10:56 PM
#2
I'd have to take the money. The obvious pet to bring back wouldn't be happy without his mate, who has also since passed away.
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PeteyParker
03/28/2024
10:57 PM
#3
Pet. I want my puppy back.
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Xatrion
03/28/2024
10:57 PM
#4
Pet. One of my dogs was killed in an accident a few years ago by a fucking stupid chain of events. I'd give anything to have her back. She was only 3.
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Glob
03/28/2024
10:58 PM
#5
I have loved all of my pets dearly but I dont like the idea of bringing something back from the dead.
ForsakenHermit
03/28/2024
10:59 PM
#6
This is how Pet Sematary happens.

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K181
03/28/2024
11:00 PM
#7
Pets are great, but a million dollars is a million fucking dollars.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
joaquintall
03/28/2024
11:00 PM
#8
Thought of the goldfish that I had for a month... oh wait, the wife came with a cat, so... nah give me the money.
SauI_Goodman
03/28/2024
11:09 PM
#9
Would love even just 24 hours with my 2 dogs.
Italian, French, German.
Spiritlittle
03/28/2024
11:14 PM
#10
Anyone that chooses the pet is either stupid or already rich.
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ShadowMan033
03/28/2024
11:14 PM
#11
Ill take the money. I have some good memories with my childhood dog but the dog I have now is awesome and he is my kids childhood dog, so give me that fucking money.
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K181
03/28/2024
11:19 PM
#12
Spiritlittle posted...
Anyone that chooses the pet is either stupid or already rich.

Im dumb and rich and I still take the million.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
LonelyStoner
03/28/2024
11:25 PM
#13
The money would be the obvious choice for me, but I definitely considered the pet option due to my basset hound being torn apart by my parents neighbors pit bulls that he specifically bred for fighting.

I was 12 and had to carry his rotting body for about 500 yards to the tree in our front yard where I buried him. He never hurt anyone, but the bastard neighbor unchained his dogs to use mine as practice, as the piece of shit admitted when my dad came knocking on this guys door with the police behind him.

I had gone to nearly every door in town with fliers hoping to bring him home because I thought he had just wandered off further into town.
He's all alone through the day and night.
Sufferedphoenix
03/28/2024
11:27 PM
#14
I'd normally say pet but I had two I'd dearly want to bring back so if I had to choose between the two dogs I'd end up taking the money
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
03/28/2024
11:28 PM
#15
Sorry, but you don't give details, so money.

I'm not bringing back my beloved pupper, the one dog I truely cared for and cried for on their literal death bed, if they will just suffer for half a year and die again anyway.

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03/28/2024
09:01 PM
#16
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Nemu
03/28/2024
11:29 PM
#17
I'd go with pet even if it was 100 million.
CSCA33
03/28/2024
11:36 PM
#18
We had some good times together
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Irony
03/28/2024
11:37 PM
#19
Can he still sing I'm Walking on Sunshine?
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elizajanegirl
03/28/2024
11:37 PM
#20
Money. I dont want an undead pet!
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Dakimakura
03/28/2024
11:37 PM
#21
Pet is just going to die again.

Money is just going to get taxed the hell out of though.
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LonelyStoner
03/28/2024
11:38 PM
#22
elizajanegirl posted...
Money. I dont want an undead pet!
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He's all alone through the day and night.
ForsakenHermit
03/28/2024
11:39 PM
#23
Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
Sorry, but you don't give details, so money.

I'm not bringing back my beloved pupper, the one dog I truely cared for and cried for on their literal death bed, if they will just suffer for half a year and die again anyway.
Yeah the cat I had to put down in 2020 was suffering from severe kidney disease when she was put to rest. Wouldn't eat and eventually stopped drinking. I couldn't risk bringing her back like that. If anything I regret taking so long to say goodbye.
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Revelation34
03/28/2024
11:40 PM
#24
Every family pet was technically somebody else's. I didn't get my cat until well into adulthood and she's still alive.
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thisworld
03/28/2024
11:50 PM
#25
LonelyStoner posted...
The money would be the obvious choice for me, but I definitely considered the pet option due to my basset hound being torn apart by my parents neighbors pit bulls that he specifically bred for fighting.

I was 12 and had to carry his rotting body for about 500 yards to the tree in our front yard where I buried him. He never hurt anyone, but the bastard neighbor unchained his dogs to use mine as practice, as the piece of shit admitted when my dad came knocking on this guys door with the police behind him.

I had gone to nearly every door in town with fliers hoping to bring him home because I thought he had just wandered off further into town.

That's fucked up. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Compsognathus
03/28/2024
11:51 PM
#26
I ain't fucking with necromancy. Give me the money.
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Vicious_Dios
03/28/2024
11:54 PM
#27
Money, easily.

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LonelyStoner
03/29/2024
12:00 AM
#28
thisworld posted...
That's fucked up. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Thank you. He was my only friend at the time because my family had moved to a new town. When my new classmates asked why I was so sulky I explained why. I was made fun of it relentlessly for my first year there. It was one of many reasons that I became so bitter and angry in my childhood.
He's all alone through the day and night.
eggcorn
03/29/2024
12:05 AM
#29
LonelyStoner posted...
The money would be the obvious choice for me, but I definitely considered the pet option due to my basset hound being torn apart by my parents neighbors pit bulls that he specifically bred for fighting.

I was 12 and had to carry his rotting body for about 500 yards to the tree in our front yard where I buried him. He never hurt anyone, but the bastard neighbor unchained his dogs to use mine as practice, as the piece of shit admitted when my dad came knocking on this guys door with the police behind him.

I had gone to nearly every door in town with fliers hoping to bring him home because I thought he had just wandered off further into town.
Man I would take the money and avenge your dog.
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SomeLikeItHoth
03/29/2024
12:11 AM
#30
As much as I would love to bring back my childhood cat who I still think about every day, I would bring back my sisters dog.
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Ratchetrockon
03/29/2024
12:23 AM
#31
Money.

I miss my pet mouse (Stuart) but he is only gonna live another 2 to 3 years if brought back to life
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Guide
03/29/2024
12:31 AM
#32
Money. The pet lived his life, and frankly the money would solve most of my family's problems.
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Tyranthraxus
03/29/2024
12:44 AM
#33
Even absent pet sematary, it ain't healthy to not be able to cope with the death of a pet. I don't think I would do this even if the money wasn't an option.
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tripleh213
03/29/2024
12:46 AM
#34
Money
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Crimson_Corsair
03/29/2024
12:47 AM
#35
You'd have to spice it up. Like, the pet you bring back will exist in it's prime condition and live until I die.

Then I'd consider it over the money.
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Raiden2909
03/29/2024
12:49 AM
#36
Huh.. This is actually a tough one but i would probably take the money just do to not really having the time to care for the pets like i did as a kid.. and when it comes down to it, all the pets i had lived long full happy and healthy lives
GGuirao13
03/29/2024
12:56 AM
#37
Money.
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