You get to bang your number 1 hot celebrity crush,

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Rosstin316
03/28/2024
11:41 AM
#1
Deal?
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Kai_Laguna
03/28/2024
11:42 AM
#2
What if she's been dead for decades?
Rosstin316
03/28/2024
11:43 AM
#3
Kai_Laguna posted...
What if she's been dead for decades?

Gonna need a lot of lube.
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Turducken
03/28/2024
11:43 AM
#4
Free proof that I did in fact bang my number 1 hot celebrity crush? When no one would believe me otherwise? What's the downside?
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Rosstin316
03/28/2024
11:45 AM
#6
mobilebloechel posted...
What's the downside?

Well depending on your skill level, all your friends, family and co-workers might see you all like Fuck just give me a minute, I swear this never happens! or Wait wait wait STOP STOP STOPfuck. Sorry. Can we try again once I recover?
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super_felicia
03/28/2024
11:46 AM
#7
I dont have any celebrity sexual crush
I am a mess and Felicia is the cleaner....
Dungeater
03/28/2024
11:47 AM
#8
super_felicia posted...
I dont have any celebrity sexual crush
this, i dont really tend to crush much period
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Myzery
03/28/2024
01:36 PM
#9
you could live stream it directly into the brains of everyone on earth for all i care.
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Westernwolf4
03/28/2024
01:40 PM
#10
Turducken posted...
Free proof that I did in fact bang my number 1 hot celebrity crush? When no one would believe me otherwise? What's the downside?

An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it.
KainWind
03/28/2024
01:41 PM
#11
This would be worse for her than me.
Momentai
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reincarnator07
03/28/2024
02:03 PM
#13
I get to bang my celebrity crush AND have irrefutable proof that I banged her?
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W_S_C_M
03/28/2024
02:06 PM
#14
Not gonna post since I never win
Peacefully non-compliant/non-conformist
ClayGuida
03/28/2024
02:12 PM
#15
Is this gonna be for everyone or just me. Cause if there's porn of every famous celebrity out there, I think we'd all be desensitized to it.

Like imagine how tired Jessica Alba would be with smashing tens of millions of dudes in the matter of weeks or months.
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RAAAWWWRRR
03/28/2024
02:16 PM
#16
Yes.. it's gonna be the hottest sex tape in the whole dam world...
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JlM
03/28/2024
02:17 PM
#17
If Emma Stone pretends that I made her cum she gets her third Oscar.
I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well.
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