So the Pooh Blood and Honey people are making a 'Twisted Childhood Universe'

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Smashingpmkns
03/18/2024
02:47 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/237ad997.jpg

Poohniverse
http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg
masterpug53
03/18/2024
02:49 PM
#2
I normally don't go out of my way for so-bad-its-good schlock, but Poohniverse might just be a preorder-worthy event.
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TMOG
03/18/2024
02:51 PM
#3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-gFdxRHct8
VeggetaX
03/18/2024
02:52 PM
#4
That's so bad that it's good
Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
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hockeybabe89
03/18/2024
03:05 PM
#5
"LOL isn't it so edgy that we take cute childhood things and make them gory and unsettling?" is such a stupid concept imo. Saw an entire booth of art of that at a con this weekend.
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Seaman_Prime
03/18/2024
03:13 PM
#6
wasnt there already an evil Pinocchio movie?
Myzery
03/18/2024
03:14 PM
#7
can cinematic universes just fucking die already?
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Prestoff
03/18/2024
03:18 PM
#8
hockeybabe89 posted...
"LOL isn't it so edgy that we take cute childhood things and make them gory and unsettling?" is such a stupid concept imo. Saw an entire booth of art of that at a con this weekend.

This.
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UnholyMudcrab
03/18/2024
03:19 PM
#9
Someone should probably stop them from doing that.
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BucketCat
03/18/2024
03:20 PM
#10
sorry but the greatest GOAT of all time "twisted retelling of a children's story" exists, and it's called american mcgee's alice.

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kawalimus
03/18/2024
03:21 PM
#11
hockeybabe89 posted...
"LOL isn't it so edgy that we take cute childhood things and make them gory and unsettling?" is such a stupid concept imo. Saw an entire booth of art of that at a con this weekend.

Agreed its dull as shit
DragulaRULEZ
03/18/2024
03:25 PM
#12
There was already a Pinocchio horror movie in the 90s.
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Southernfatman
03/18/2024
03:26 PM
#13
hockeybabe89 posted...
"LOL isn't it so edgy that we take cute childhood things and make them gory and unsettling?" is such a stupid concept imo. Saw an entire booth of art of that at a con this weekend.

This. This whole kind of thing sounds like something a 14 year old would come up with. Plus it's been done already and was lame then.
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CRON
03/18/2024
03:27 PM
#14
If done creatively, it could be a cool idea. Like a "lost episode" creepypasta with a budget. Only there's a 99% chance these movies are just going to be "what if ___ but a serial killer?".
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PoopPotato
03/18/2024
03:28 PM
#15
DragulaRULEZ posted...
There was already a Pinocchio horror movie in the 90s.
Was it the one where he meets the devil or some shit? That movie bothered me as a kid
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mario2000
03/18/2024
03:28 PM
#16
Reminds me of all those Newgrounds flash games in the 2000's that were like "what if Mario did drugs and had a gun?!?!"
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Kami_no_Kami
03/18/2024
03:30 PM
#17
Some people never grew past that Newgrounds.com edge=good mindset.

DragulaRULEZ
03/18/2024
03:30 PM
#18
It was pretty much Child's Play with a Pinocchio doll.
"I'm going to have to disagree with everything you say from now on. Go ahead, say babies shouldn't be skinned alive, see which side I'm on."
TheLiarParadox
03/18/2024
03:32 PM
#19
masterpug53 posted...
I normally don't go out of my way for so-bad-its-good schlock, but Poohniverse might just be a preorder-worthy event.
These are just so bad they're bad though. I was hyped for some good bad crap but this didn't deliver.
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mario2000
03/18/2024
03:33 PM
#20
Kami_no_Kami posted...
Some people never grew past that Newgrounds.com edge=good mindset.

tbh if they leaned into it as hard as they could and had some self-awareness it could be entertaining, there is some nostalgic charm to the Newgrounds era, unfortunately these guys seem to actually be edgy 14 year olds still
Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt
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AvlButtslam
03/18/2024
04:08 PM
#21
PoopPotato posted...
Was it the one where he meets the devil or some shit? That movie bothered me as a kid
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocchio%27s_Revenge
http://i.imgur.com/98y63.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yOcp8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wdX6S.jpg
Hornswoggled
03/18/2024
04:14 PM
#22
Looks like they actually freaking talk in the new one. That's a step up, at least.

https://youtu.be/mXmhy3ArE6k
Serious_Cat
03/18/2024
04:15 PM
#23
Pinocchio is pretty scary as is. So are most of the original versions of most Disney movies.
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