which of these is more likely to end up actually existing?

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teep_
03/16/2024
05:34 PM
#1
both, according to current knowledge, don't exist. birds were created by the government to spy on us, women were created by the government to stop us kissing the homies goodnight

but which one is more likely to have actually been real all along?
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Trumble
03/16/2024
05:36 PM
#2
Birds used to exist but were replaced with drones. It's theoretically possible they may be revived by science or that there's surviving isolated populations out there.

Women, though? Pretty sure those have never existed.
Do, or do not. There is no Trumble.
Xatrion
03/16/2024
05:36 PM
#3
Can I eat it?
Can I fuck it?
Can I kill it?

If yes to any, they exist.
Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three.
mustachedmystic
03/16/2024
05:45 PM
#4
A few years ago, I saw a bird get hit by a car, it flopped around for about 5 minutes, bleeding out of its head before dying. If that was a drone, then it is damn impressive tech.
Getting high and playing video games is the best! I swear to ducking God!
[deleted]
03/16/2024
03:02 PM
#5
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teep_
03/16/2024
10:48 PM
#6
bump
[teep is] an evil genius who will one day kill us all - Choco
teep is a God damn genius - Zodd
BloodMoon7
03/16/2024
10:52 PM
#7
Xatrion posted...
Can I eat it?
Can I fuck it?
Can I kill it?

If yes to any, they exist.
So birds exist, women don't.
My maid will hear about this.
teep_
03/16/2024
11:53 PM
#8
BloodMoon7 posted...
So birds exist, women don't.
interesting
[teep is] an evil genius who will one day kill us all - Choco
teep is a God damn genius - Zodd
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