"It will will revert you physically to exactly how you were the day after your 18th birthday forever."https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6164997a.jpg
"Yeah but what if it wasn't forever?"
"Then that wouldn't be this scenario"
"What a stupid constraint!"
God imagine giving you the trolley problem
"Why can't I just divert the trolley onto an empty track!?"
"Because there isn't one"
"That seems like a stupid constraint!"