US Billionaire Drowns in Tesla

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Tmaster148
03/12/2024
04:45 PM
#1
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-billionaire-drowns-tesla-after-rescuers-struggle-cars-strengthened-glass-1723876

Angela Chao, the billionaire sister-in-law of Sen. Mitch McConnell, tragically drowned in a pond at her Texas ranch. It is speculated that she may have accidentally put her Tesla in reverse while attempting a three-point turn.

The water called, it want its billionaires back.
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aarrgus
03/12/2024
04:46 PM
#2
Wrong one.
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Jagr_68
03/12/2024
04:47 PM
#3
*cough*
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Doom_Art
03/12/2024
04:47 PM
#4
hm
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_Valigarmanda_
03/12/2024
04:47 PM
#5
That's horrible
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creativerealms
03/12/2024
04:48 PM
#6
This is why the glass is suppose to break.
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ClayGuida
03/12/2024
04:48 PM
#7
Tmaster148 posted...
It is speculated that she may have accidentally put her Tesla in reverse while attempting a three-point turn.
Is that a feature?
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ArkhamOrigins
03/12/2024
04:49 PM
#8
It has begun
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CountCorvinus
03/12/2024
04:49 PM
#9
Oh
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WingsOfGood
03/12/2024
04:50 PM
#10
r.i.p.
ItsChristian
03/12/2024
04:50 PM
#11
womp womp
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Irony
03/12/2024
04:51 PM
#13
No opinion
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03/12/2024
02:01 PM
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Tmaster148
03/12/2024
04:52 PM
#15
DuranOfForcena posted...
what the fuck are those conspiracy theory tweets that article has

is that what passes for journalism these days?

Media is all about engagement for views and clicks. It's why I only quoted the most relevant details from the article, I just still sourced the original article.
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Turtlemayor333
03/12/2024
04:53 PM
#16
Adam Savage has said that at least five different people wrote him letters saying the Mythbusters drowning car episode saved their lives

You have to either get the door open immediately or hold your breath until the car evens out
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Guide
03/12/2024
04:53 PM
#18
Something oddly poetic about that.
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SwayM
03/12/2024
04:53 PM
#19
https://youtu.be/DOW_kPzY_JY?si=Y3cF6W0gh9U_ULcP
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Alteres
03/12/2024
04:58 PM
#20
coyot posted...
https://twitter.com/ItsJuliansRum/status/1764410994665607616
That is weird if its real (him liking that tweet that is)
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RetuenOfDevsman
03/12/2024
04:58 PM
#21
Sounds like the kind of thing that could have happened to anybody driving any car.

I guess it's a good cautionary tale, at least. I drive over a river sometimes, so maybe I should get one of those windshield hammers.
pnut027
03/12/2024
04:59 PM
#22
Alteres posted...
That is weird if its real (him liking that tweet that is)
Why?
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aarrgus
03/12/2024
05:00 PM
#23
You know... if one were so inclined one might point out the mysterious death of a relative to a high ranking government official who was married to the sister of another government official who worked for and has been ruthlessly attacked by a former President who is currently trying to run for President, and then a few weeks later that President was suddenly "endorsed" by that former high ranking government official seems suspicious.... well I mean that sounds like a conspiracy theory, right?
Last night I was lying in bed, staring at the stars, and I wondered... Where the **** is my roof?
R_Jackal
03/12/2024
05:00 PM
#24
DuranOfForcena posted...
what the fuck are those conspiracy theory tweets that article has

is that what passes for journalism these days?
Yes. Yes it is.

Why bother to do investigative work when you can just link to cyber sleuths that can belt out riveting conspiracy theories in mere seconds?
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