How long do you last? - Results (10 votes)
I'm fired immediately.
10%
(1 vote)
1
I'm there for a couple episodes but I don't quite fit and get fired
10%
(1 vote)
1
I finish out the season, but I'm not hired on next season
10%
(1 vote)
1
I stay there to the MAX
40%
(4 votes)
4
How does John Oliver have the money to pay more than my current employer?
10%
(1 vote)
1
I am already an employee working on Last Week Tonight With John Oliver.
0%
(0 votes)
0
I am John Oliver
20%
(2 votes)
2
I'm Oliver Johnson
0%
(0 votes)
0
I would rather go to jail than work for John Oliver.
0%
(0 votes)
0
You will be a writer, editor, animator, or prop designer (your choice). John Oliver himself will offer you pay and benefits that are two times higher than your current employers offer you.
Unless you do something that causes you to immediately be removed from the premises in a way that will get you arrested, you will immediately be an employee on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver as soon as you get up out of the chair that youre sitting in.