my penis was way bigger this morning, weird

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I woke up and then went to the bathroom and that's where I noticed. It wasn't morning wood nor was it erect. It was so weird because it was significantly bigger and heavier. Then it went back down in size the next 5 min.

This ever happen to anyone?
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I'm sorry to tell you this TC, but you've got Werepenis
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I'm sorry to tell you this TC, but you've got Werepenis
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I'm sorry, TC but there's no known cure. The only thing they can do is shoot it with a silver bullet to put it down.

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That's true, your penis was bigger this morning when I saw it.
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You say it wasn't morning wood or erect yet that's exactly what you are describing
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