Time for another "upbeat songs with dark/depressing lyrics" thread

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Not so much "upbeat" as "relaxing", but there's the theme to the film, M.A.S.H.: "Suicide is Painless", the lyrics to which are about what you'd expect from a song of that title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whhAg6bA3_o&rco=1

Needless to say, the TV series just used the instrumental version in its intro, and even accounting for the lyrics' removal, the tune is more upbeat there:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJuJNw6oayg

The other instrumental version for the TV series, used in the closing credits, was even more upbeat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWp7N3L1klM