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Shadowblade
03/06/2024
02:05 AM
#1
Would you take 1 million to give up all listed above? FOREVER!!?
Your human level has changed to GOD.
CassandraCroft
03/06/2024
02:11 AM
#2
Not a fucking chance in hell!

Not even for the estimated $37,000,000,000,000 in printed banknotes on the planet!

Satan will need ice skates to go to work before I give that up

True story I once went a week without looking at porn and by the end of it I was having dreams that would have been banned by Pornhub!
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GGuirao13
03/06/2024
02:20 AM
#3
Deal.
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Dark_Arbron
03/06/2024
02:23 AM
#4
Its known that complete deprivation of sexual outlets is unhealthy, so as great as that money would be, no deal.

Now if the money also came with the complete elimination of ones sexual needs, thats another story.
"How is that a religious topic? That's just me talking about GOD." -Frostmourne
ForsakenHermit
03/06/2024
02:24 AM
#5
I'm not ace or a monk so no deal even for 1 quadrillion dollars.
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_Krave_
03/06/2024
02:24 AM
#6
I already don't do the first two. But what's the point of life without a little bit of snu snu?
Am I seducing or being seduced?
Glob
03/06/2024
02:31 AM
#7
No way.
BloodMoon7
03/06/2024
02:41 AM
#8
Not even for $69 billion fam
My maid will hear about this.
XxZiomaxX
03/06/2024
02:43 AM
#9
You had me until no sex.

Can't do that
LAL
DoomtheGrav
03/06/2024
02:55 AM
#10
haven't seen someone say "deed" in like a decade wow we gotta bring that back
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Dark_Arbron
03/06/2024
03:08 AM
#11
DoomtheGrav posted...
haven't seen someone say "deed" in like a decade wow we gotta bring that back

Really? Ive seen it quite a lot around here and Ive only been here since 261 closed. Someone even has it in their sig.
"How is that a religious topic? That's just me talking about GOD." -Frostmourne
Glob
03/06/2024
03:09 AM
#12
Dark_Arbron posted...
Really? Ive seen it quite a lot around here and Ive only been here since 261 closed. Someone even has it in their sig.

Yeah, it seems to be the only term people use for it on here. Its also the only place Ive ever heard it.
party_animal07
03/06/2024
03:11 AM
#13
What about prostate massages?
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Arcanine2009
03/06/2024
03:19 AM
#14
Would work if you were terminally I'll..Actually fuck it, night as well enjoy the faps

Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need.
Ninjaluver
03/06/2024
03:49 AM
#15
God damn, you people are wild.

$1 million? No. But $100 million or $1 billion? Absolutely. I'd give up my right arm for that amount of money, and I'm someone who already lives very comfortably.

There are very few things I wouldn't do for that amount of money
Glob
03/06/2024
04:26 AM
#16
Ninjaluver posted...
God damn, you people are wild.

$1 million? No. But $100 million or $1 billion? Absolutely. I'd give up my right arm for that amount of money, and I'm someone who already lives very comfortably.

There are very few things I wouldn't do for that amount of money

I wouldnt give up porn, masturbation and sex for any amount of money.
JimmyFraska
03/06/2024
04:28 AM
#17
Tried to pull a fast one there
Philip027
03/06/2024
04:48 AM
#18
I already don't do the first two of those things, don't care whatsoever for the third, and I'm pretty sure my spouse would give up sex for that amount of money.
Ninjaluver
03/06/2024
09:44 AM
#19
Glob posted...
I wouldnt give up porn, masturbation and sex for any amount of money.

That's so wild. If my fiance didn't take a deal like that for say...$100 million...that affected both of us, I don't know if I could even look at her again.

Sex is great, but it's one aspect of life. $100 million or a billion solves so many more aspects of life that the balance isn't even close. Shit, I'd be in a wheelchair for a billion.
boomgetchopped3
03/06/2024
09:48 AM
#20
What about nocturnal emissions?
More to do with the humidity than heat
Irony
03/06/2024
09:49 AM
#21
The monster in my pants can't be satisfied with money
See profile pic
Philip027
03/06/2024
09:50 AM
#22
boomgetchopped3 posted...
What about nocturnal emissions?

If this deal also stopped these from happening, I'd consider that a bonus. These are so annoying.
Weezy_Tha_Don
03/06/2024
09:54 AM
#23
was gonna vote yes until you added no sex
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Shadowblade
03/06/2024
11:28 AM
#24
Come on guys wouldn't be that hard.
Your human level has changed to GOD.
Nintendo_Porn
03/06/2024
11:36 AM
#25
Fuck no.
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