Stuff you couldn't make today because conservative snowflakes would freak out

Current Events

FF7 would be a minefield
  • The plot is Capitalism is literally killing the planet
  • One of the major characters is black
  • Another is a woman who can beat the shit out of much larger men
  • Theres a segment where the main character must *gasp* crossdress.
If it came out today thered be so much screaming about woke.
Currently playing: Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster (Switch)
Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once.