Mysterious stingray pregnancy leaves many to wonder if shark is father.

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mach25687
02/17/2024
11:03 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vrbzZNEm1c

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Ratchetrockon
02/17/2024
11:04 PM
#2
i hope it is a stingshark
or a sharkray
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sabin017
02/17/2024
11:04 PM
#3
I'm Sharkacus.
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CE_gonna_CE
02/17/2024
11:05 PM
#4
Ill never forgive the stingray that killed Irwin
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CRON
02/17/2024
11:05 PM
#5
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AlphaWhelp
02/17/2024
11:06 PM
#6
Sharks cannot literally impregnate other sharks of a different species. There's zero chance one of them impregnated a completely different animal.
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FortuneCookie
02/17/2024
11:07 PM
#7
AlphaWhelp posted...
Sharks cannot literally impregnate other sharks of a different species. There's zero chance one of them impregnated a completely different animal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA
Kurt_Russel
02/17/2024
11:08 PM
#8
Wasnt there a topic debunking this
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Ratchetrockon
02/17/2024
11:11 PM
#9


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AgentCoulson
02/17/2024
11:32 PM
#10
Not sure which one I'd want more: Sharkray or StingJesus.
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ForsakenHermit
02/17/2024
11:34 PM
#11
Maury should do a 1 time amazing animals/paternity test episode.
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ClayGuida
02/17/2024
11:44 PM
#12
It may have just mutated to where it can reproduce with itself.
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Rotterdammerung
02/17/2024
11:46 PM
#13
AlphaWhelp posted...
Sharks cannot literally impregnate other sharks of a different species. There's zero chance one of them impregnated a completely different animal.
From memory there are some species of parthenogenic lizards that mate with males of other species to kickstart the parthenogenic process
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AlphaWhelp
02/18/2024
12:51 AM
#14
Rotterdammerung posted...
From memory there are some species of parthenogenic lizards that mate with males of other species to kickstart the parthenogenic process

Parthenogenic "mating" is a thing but the child still won't inherit anything from the mate.
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Arcanine2009
02/18/2024
01:53 AM
#15
Clearly the father is

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Ricemills
02/18/2024
01:55 AM
#16
Jesus Shark doo doo do do do
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Rob_Cesternino
02/18/2024
03:23 AM
#17
AlphaWhelp posted...
Sharks cannot literally impregnate other sharks of a different species. There's zero chance one of them impregnated a completely different animal.

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LaLeyenda
02/18/2024
03:30 AM
#18
CE_gonna_CE posted...
Ill never forgive the stingray that killed Irwin
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NittanyLions23
02/18/2024
03:46 AM
#19
This is really gross how everyone in the video is talking about this with a smile on their face.

they put a female stingray in the same tank as multiple male sharks.

They basically set up this sting ray to be sexually assaulted.

These people should be put in jail.
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Purple_Cheetah
02/18/2024
04:12 AM
#20
Adding to the lizard thing. I came across mention of a previous example of a female stingray or something else, simply mated in the past and just stored the sperm for much later. The male sharks biting could have triggered her to decide "It's time".

Though the headline of possible sharkray babies definitely gets more attention.
NittanyLions23
02/18/2024
04:13 AM
#21
They even talked about how the Ray had bite marks from other sharks.

These people are disgusting and should he charged with animal abuse.
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Nukazie
02/18/2024
04:14 AM
#22
i wouldn't be surprised if there are multiple undocumented species crossbreeding conducted by people
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mach25687
02/18/2024
08:05 AM
#24
totalnerdken posted...
I'm putting my money on this being a Jesus stingray. Shark isn't the father, god is.
So would that be instead of walking on water it would be swimming on land?
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Irony
02/18/2024
08:08 AM
#25
It's one of the aquarium workers
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SpawnShadow
02/18/2024
11:56 AM
#27
CE_gonna_CE posted...
Ill never forgive the stingray that killed Irwin
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Notti
02/18/2024
12:22 PM
#28
I'm gonna guess parthenogenesis.

Saw a story on an aquarium shark last year.
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