Whats a guy gotta do to get with Dakota Johnson

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Blue_Inigo
02/13/2024
02:57 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/TheCinesthetic/status/1757308999974703405?s=20

Holy shit
"This is your last dance."
NightRender
02/13/2024
03:01 PM
#2
I guess she had to.
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Prestoff
02/13/2024
03:02 PM
#3
Blue_Inigo posted...
https://twitter.com/TheCinesthetic/status/1757308999974703405?s=20

Holy shit

For starters, not posting on a dying website.
DI MOLTO!
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ZannoL
02/13/2024
03:04 PM
#5
ImAMarvel posted...
I don't get the hate she's been getting, she's still really hot
I think people hate her because shes a nepo baby?

Also seen a lot of people say her acting is bland.
radical_rhino
02/13/2024
03:05 PM
#6
B7?
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CRON
02/13/2024
03:06 PM
#7
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ee1e7e8e.jpg
Thanks for reading!
Guide
02/13/2024
03:06 PM
#8
Idunno who she is but she's not hot enough for that dress.
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TimeForAction
02/13/2024
03:07 PM
#9
That aint nothing Ive havent been with before. Just a typical body
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AsucaHayashi
02/13/2024
03:08 PM
#11
was she the girl who asked what buttplugs were?
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Zikten
02/13/2024
03:08 PM
#12
Guide posted...
Idunno who she is but she's not hot enough for that dress.
A Hollywood actress. She got famous from starring in the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy. She is now the title character in the new Marvel Sony verse movie Madame Webb. A Spider-Man adjacent character
Turbam
02/13/2024
03:10 PM
#13
Who?
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Dakimakura
02/13/2024
03:11 PM
#14
The chick from The Office?
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BucketCat
02/13/2024
03:11 PM
#15
Prestoff posted...
For starters, not posting on a dying website.
this. twitter (or X for you elon fanboys) is old news.
?
Cobra1010
02/13/2024
03:15 PM
#16
Zikten posted...
A Hollywood actress. She got famous from starring in the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy. She is now the title character in the new Marvel Sony verse movie Madame Webb. A Spider-Man adjacent character

TIL 50 shades of grey has 3 movies.
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Zikten
02/13/2024
03:16 PM
#17
Cobra1010 posted...
TIL 50 shades of grey has 3 movies.
Yea. The books were a trilogy is why. 3 books turned into 3 movies
Prestoff
02/13/2024
03:17 PM
#18
Zikten posted...
Yea. The books were a trilogy is why. 3 books turned into 3 movies

My wife just texted me that the 50 Shades of Grey books was originally a fanfiction for Twilight or something. That would honestly explain a lot lol.
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Zikten
02/13/2024
03:18 PM
#19
Prestoff posted...
My wife just texted me that the 50 Shades of Grey books was originally a fanfiction for Twilight or something. That would honestly explain a lot lol.
Yeah I have heard that.
Winterking
02/13/2024
03:19 PM
#20
Zikten posted...
A Hollywood actress. She got famous from starring in the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy. She is now the title character in the new Marvel Sony verse movie Madame Webb. A Spider-Man adjacent character
Shes also the daughter of actors Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith
Prestoff
02/13/2024
03:20 PM
#21
Winterking posted...
Shes also the daughter of actors Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith

Oh, that's why people keep calling her a nepo baby.
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BucketCat
02/13/2024
03:31 PM
#22
Cobra1010 posted...
TIL 50 shades of grey has 3 movies.
should have been 5 movies, with each movie covering 10 of the shades.
?
Guide
02/13/2024
03:54 PM
#23
Zikten posted...
A Hollywood actress. She got famous from starring in the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy. She is now the title character in the new Marvel Sony verse movie Madame Webb. A Spider-Man adjacent character

Sucks she got pinned with that spider-flop.
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Blue_Inigo
02/13/2024
04:01 PM
#24
Guide posted...
Idunno who she is but she's not hot enough for that dress.
Yes she is
"This is your last dance."
Guide
02/13/2024
04:03 PM
#25
Blue_Inigo posted...
Yes she is


CRON posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ee1e7e8e.jpg

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ModernPost
02/13/2024
04:11 PM
#26
ZannoL posted...
I think people hate her because shes a nepo baby?

Also seen a lot of people say her acting is bland.
She was excellent in Suspiria, that's really the only thing I've seen her in. I think the nepo baby jabs are unwarranted.
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Samurai_Man
02/13/2024
04:31 PM
#28
OH! That's Don Johnson's daughter, never realized.

Her dad was slangin it around back in the day.
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Dakimakura
02/13/2024
04:33 PM
#29
She looks really hot to me TC, don't let the haters get you down.

id love to breed her
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radical_rhino
02/13/2024
04:33 PM
#30
Don Johnson is hilarious as Kenny Powers father.
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TimeForAction
02/13/2024
04:43 PM
#31
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e959908a.jpg

tc sprung
Winterking
02/13/2024
06:47 PM
#32
JustMyOpinion posted...
Was her character in 50 Shades supposed to be as bland and boring and wishy washy af or is she just a bad actress? Genuinely curious since I didn't read the books.
The male and female leads of the 50 Shades books/movies are based on Edward and Bella from Twilight. Could be a little of column A, little of column B scenario, but Ive never seen her in anything personally afaik.
Dakimakura
02/13/2024
06:56 PM
#33
Lack of personality is her personality.
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trivialbeing
02/13/2024
06:57 PM
#34
meh
ClayGuida
02/13/2024
07:00 PM
#35
Ben and Kate was a pretty solid show that got canceled quickly. That was my first introduction to her. She was charming and cute in that as a single mother. Nat Faxon kinda blew up after that though.
lolAmerica
thronedfire2
02/13/2024
07:01 PM
#36
yeah some people say she's a nepo baby for getting that super prestigious 50 shades of grey role, lmao

she was better in Ben & Kate but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one on CE who watched that show.

JustMyOpinion posted...
Was her character in 50 Shades supposed to be as bland and boring and wishy washy af or is she just a bad actress? Genuinely curious since I didn't read the books.

it was a twilight fanfic. her character was never well written.
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
jediknight0056
02/13/2024
07:18 PM
#37
ClayGuida posted...
Ben and Kate was a pretty solid show

thronedfire2 posted...
she was better in Ben & Kate but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one on CE who watched that show.

I found this funny
thronedfire2
02/13/2024
07:19 PM
#38
jediknight0056 posted...
I found this funny

he posted while I was typing!

but that is quite the coincidence
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
Blue_Inigo
02/14/2024
12:23 PM
#39
CE trying to say she isn't hot is insane
"This is your last dance."
RamenNoodles
02/14/2024
12:30 PM
#40
Direct a bad movie she stars in
Gobstoppers12
02/14/2024
12:32 PM
#41
Guide posted...
Idunno who she is but she's not hot enough for that dress.
You think you know a person... smh
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KaZooo
02/14/2024
12:35 PM
#42
She's not bad. In shape. Face is ok.

That outfit making me have to concentrate tho
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JlM
02/14/2024
12:45 PM
#43
She was fine in The Lost Daughter and The Peanut Butter Falcon . Nothing great, but fine for what they were.

As for Cha Cha Real Smooth , I don't know if I can blame her for any of that, because Cooper Raiff is a hack and a terrible film maker.

I've never been bored and desperate enough to watch Fifty Shades.

I'll get around to the Susperia remake eventually, but my wife will protest as a fan of Argento.
I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well.
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Homeless_Waifu
02/14/2024
12:48 PM
#44
Never know if you never try!
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BewmHedshot
02/14/2024
12:49 PM
#45
Blue_Inigo posted...
CE trying to say she isn't hot is insane
CE generally likes their women with thirty pounds of ass cellulite hanging out of their shorts, I wouldn't sweat it.
Father_
02/14/2024
12:50 PM
#46
She can definitely get it
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