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Blue_Inigo
02/11/2024
08:05 PM
#1
The Chiefs are taking an L lol
"This is your last dance."
Ratchetrockon
02/11/2024
08:06 PM
#2
Damn wtf. I thought this sport was supposed to be scripted
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Ivynn
02/11/2024
08:07 PM
#3
"Sex is for winners." - Taylor to Kelce if his team loses.
http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif
NeonTentacles
02/11/2024
08:08 PM
#4
Kelce only getting it from himself if he loses
https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc
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Turbam
02/11/2024
08:09 PM
#5
Kelce gonna have to pull out Mr. Socko
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Corbenik
02/11/2024
08:09 PM
#6
isnt this what always happens?

then the other team starts winning after halftime

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ForsakenHermit
02/11/2024
08:10 PM
#7
I wonder if he'll rip the outfit she's wearing off.
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dameon_reaper
02/11/2024
08:10 PM
#8
ForsakenHermit posted...
I wonder if he'll rip the outfit she's wearing off.


*bonks you with the horny bat* no horny
specialkid8
02/11/2024
08:12 PM
#9
Same
https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg
NeonTentacles
02/11/2024
08:13 PM
#10
ForsakenHermit posted...
I wonder if he'll rip the outfit she's wearing off.
Hot. Thanks for that image
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Kamil
02/11/2024
08:20 PM
#11
Pity!!!!! On the masses of humanity!!!! Pity on the future centuries to come. (I don't even think I got those Bad Religion lyrics right).

But just making a topic about a pity hand job deserves some sort of merit.
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show
archizzy
02/11/2024
08:21 PM
#12
Chiefs will probably pull it out of their ass. They have been dominated at the line of scrimmage, have two red zone trips with one being a fumble and the other just a field goal and they are only down 7. I wouldn't be surprised if they tie it up after half and end up winning this game by double digits.
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lilORANG
02/11/2024
08:22 PM
#13
Ratchetrockon posted...
Damn wtf. I thought this sport was supposed to be scripted
It seems increasingly likely bc we know KC can move the ball forward yet today they have only thrown the ball sideways
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dameon_reaper
02/11/2024
08:26 PM
#14
lilORANG posted...
It seems increasingly likely bc we know KC can move the ball forward yet today they have only thrown the ball sideways


They could be having stage fright or something, but they did win a few super bowls so...who knows lol
willythemailboy
02/11/2024
08:28 PM
#15
ForsakenHermit posted...
I wonder if he'll rip the outfit she's wearing off.
Or possibly this:
https://youtu.be/Byn1w6GmGLo?si=Fq3Xaksr-Zm94reF&t=145
There are four lights.
Kamil
02/11/2024
08:48 PM
#16
I saw Taylor was wearing a black dress. I haven't been 100 percent glued to the game though I think I am invested now. Shit.
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show
BewmHedshot
02/11/2024
08:51 PM
#17
Ivynn posted...
"Sex is for winners." - Taylor to Kelce if his team loses.
"Pussy is for closers" - Blake from downtown

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/314dcc90.jpg
Kamil
02/11/2024
09:37 PM
#18
Forty Whiners driving but the Chiefs winning.
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show
NeonTentacles
02/11/2024
09:39 PM
#19
Kelce getting that intercourse tonight
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Kamil
02/11/2024
09:48 PM
#20
The kicker, Moody didn't penetrate the ball enough on that xp attempt. Jay Feely's words not mine.
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
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Blue_Inigo
02/11/2024
09:50 PM
#21
Pity Handjob def happening now
"This is your last dance."
NeonTentacles
02/11/2024
09:53 PM
#22
Blue_Inigo posted...
Pity Handjob def happening now
idk he may get it in
https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc
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XxKrazyChaosxX
02/11/2024
09:53 PM
#23
She's going to break up with him during the pity handjob.
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NeonTentacles
02/11/2024
09:56 PM
#24
Will she at least finish the job?
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Blue_Inigo
02/11/2024
10:15 PM
#25
Oh God oh no
"This is your last dance."
Kamil
02/11/2024
10:18 PM
#26
Well that pity handjob because of OT will take longer.
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show
Ivynn
02/11/2024
10:46 PM
#27
lol
http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif
Blue_Inigo
02/11/2024
10:47 PM
#28
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1915b3bf.jpg
"This is your last dance."
Tyranthraxus
02/11/2024
10:48 PM
#29
Aged like milk lmao
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Pitlord_Special
02/11/2024
10:48 PM
#30
Haha Kelce is gonna be crushing that pussy again
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NeonTentacles
02/11/2024
10:49 PM
#31
Door #2 tonight
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BewmHedshot
02/11/2024
10:49 PM
#32
Travis gonna slam tonight
Number090684
02/11/2024
10:50 PM
#33
He's getting all of Tay Tay's tang tonight.
Ivynn
02/11/2024
10:50 PM
#34
Victory pussy
http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif
mystic_belmont
02/11/2024
10:51 PM
#35
Are you sure about that?
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megamanfreakXD
02/11/2024
10:51 PM
#36
This topic needs a sticky
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Kamil
02/11/2024
10:51 PM
#37
The pity has been upgraded to super Bad Religion.
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show
Boombam99
02/11/2024
10:51 PM
#38
He's having an orgy with Taylor and all her friends
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02/11/2024
09:02 PM
#39
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UnholyMudcrab
02/11/2024
10:52 PM
#40
A shame you can't request stickies anymore
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Tyranthraxus
02/11/2024
10:52 PM
#41
UnholyMudcrab posted...
A shame you can't request stickies anymore
You can just not on social boards
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
Kamil
02/11/2024
10:52 PM
#42
Does Kelce play palworld?
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show
Ivynn
02/11/2024
10:53 PM
#43
UnholyMudcrab posted...
A shame you can't request stickies anymore

Someone's gettin stickied tonight ayyy
http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif
Baha05
02/11/2024
10:54 PM
#44
Ivynn posted...
Someone's gettin stickied tonight ayyy
Hue hue hue
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NeonTentacles
02/11/2024
10:54 PM
#45
Ivynn posted...
Someone's gettin stickied tonight ayyy
lmao
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Kamil
02/11/2024
10:54 PM
#46
Aloha!
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show
DragulaRULEZ
02/11/2024
10:54 PM
#47
Time for that Luna Lovegood roleplay, "Hide the Bludgers".
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Heineken14
02/11/2024
10:55 PM
#48
Is your mom giving you a pity handy tonight after this L topic?
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
Zergrush80
02/11/2024
10:55 PM
#49
Hes getting the full bag now complete with finishing anywhere he wants.
For the Swarm!!!!!
Kamil
02/11/2024
10:56 PM
#50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq-xK3Al4PA

Sorry I wish I had a better example but who from '86 has this??
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show
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