[In Mike's voice] "Now here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna take this shirt, and I'm gonna take the laptop you used to order this shirt, and I'm gonna leave. I know a guy who owns an industrial incinerator, this time tomorrow they won't even exist anymore. Now after I leave, I want you to count to thirty, then call the cops. When they get here, you're gonna tell 'em "I woke up, the shirt was gone, that's all I know." Do you understand? I need to know that you understand this. And if you
ever
wear this shirt again...go ahead and get yourself
two
barrels."
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.