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I once put a chair out and then ended up taking it to a lady's house for her, but she was very old, had cancer, and also lived right up the street, so it only took me a few minutes to get it to her place.

There's no way she could've moved it herself, she was so tiny and fragile, and it made her day to have a new chair to sit in (there was hardly any furniture in her place.) But yeah, super kind tiny old person, I'm happy to help out, but I probably wouldn't have done it for anyone else unless they had similar circumstances.
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast