Asked my S24 phone to summarize the first page of CE, this is what it gave me.

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Current Events » Asked my S24 phone to summarize the first page of CE, this is what it gave me.
spanky1
02/05/2024
01:55 AM
#1
GameFAQs forum users discuss various topics

GameFAQs forum users discuss a wide range of topics, including current events, video games, movies, and personal anecdotes.

Some popular threads include discussions about the 2015 build of Persona 5, the MCU movies, and the arrest of Killer Mike.

Users also share personal stories, such as a user's mother's cancer diagnosis and another user's desire to quit their job and travel for a year.

The forum is a lively and active community where users can connect with others who share their interests.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events

Pretty neat! It's basically an AI feature that can summarize a web page.
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008Zulu
02/05/2024
01:56 AM
#2
spanky1 posted...
Pretty neat! It's basically an AI feature that can summarize a web page.
So it basically performs the same job as working eyes.
If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter.
Doe
02/05/2024
01:57 AM
#3
The forum is a lively and active community
This is an example of meaningless/incorrect fluff that AI writes because its learned from other online puff piece articles to add fluff to its descriptions, but it doesnt understand why those websites do that (to increase time spent on the site and thus ad exposure).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GL-BYZFfY
spanky1
02/05/2024
01:58 AM
#4
Okay I'm gonna summarize random CE topics and post results here.

GameFAQs users discuss whether they could finish two medium Domino's pizzas by themselves

On a GameFAQs forum, users debated whether they could finish two medium Domino's pizzas with two toppings by themselves.

Some users thought it would be easy, while others doubted they could even finish one.

A few users shared their experiences eating large amounts of pizza, and one user said they could finish two medium pizzas over the course of a week.

The discussion also touched on other topics, such as favorite pizza toppings and the author George R.R. Martin finishing his A Song of Ice and Fire novels.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688250
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spanky1
02/05/2024
02:00 AM
#5
In the above one, it looks like the "other topics" section confused the AI, the bit about grrm finishing his book.
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spanky1
02/05/2024
02:04 AM
#6
Cats Adopting Humans: Stories of Feline Companionship

Cats choosing their human companions is a common theme in the discussion.

Some cats may visit multiple households, seeking food and companionship.

In one instance, a cat showed up on someone's doorstep during a snowstorm and was taken in, later requiring medical care.

A cat that originally belonged to a neighbor became a "Neighborhood Goodwill Ambassador," visiting multiple houses before eventually settling with one family.

These stories highlight the affectionate and independent nature of cats and the strong bonds they can form with humans.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688206
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spanky1
02/05/2024
02:06 AM
#7
Mixed Reactions to Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

The movie received mixed reactions from fans and critics.

Some praised Phoebe Waller-Bridge's performance and the use of technology to create a younger Indy.

Others criticized the portrayal of Indy as a miserable old man and the decision to kill off his son and divorce his wife.

Overall, the movie is considered better than Crystal Skull but falls short of the first three movies.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688251

Okay I go asleep now.
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Back_Stabbath
02/05/2024
02:07 AM
#8
Doe posted...
This is an example of meaningless/incorrect fluff that AI writes because its learned from other online puff piece articles to add fluff to its descriptions, but it doesnt understand why those websites do that (to increase time spent on the site and thus ad exposure).

  • The topic is about meaningless or incorrect fluff that AI writes, without understanding the purpose behind it.
  • AI has learned from other online articles and adds fluff to its descriptions, but it doesn't comprehend why websites use fluff.
  • The purpose of adding fluff to articles is to increase the time spent on the site and expose users to more ads.


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spanky1
02/05/2024
02:08 AM
#9
Meta time:

GameFAQs forum users discuss various topics

GameFAQs forum users discuss a wide range of topics, including current events, video games, movies, and personal anecdotes.

One thread discusses whether users could finish two medium Domino's pizzas by themselves, with varying opinions.

Another thread highlights stories of cats choosing their human companions and the affectionate bonds they form.

The movie 'Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny' received mixed reactions, with some praising certain aspects and others criticizing the portrayal of Indy.

Users also debate the use of 'fluff' in AI-generated descriptions and its purpose in increasing time spent on websites.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688328#8
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spanky1
02/05/2024
02:19 AM
#11
Moose Pregnancy Discussion on GameFAQs

A user named Crimson_Corsair started a thread on GameFAQs titled 'My moose is preggers!' discussing their moose.

Other users expressed surprise and asked if it was legal to own a moose, to which Crimson_Corsair replied that all Alaskans get one free moose.

The conversation then took a humorous turn, with users making jokes and puns related to moose and pregnancy.

The thread received 14 replies within a day, showing the lighthearted and interactive nature of the GameFAQs community.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80687814
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C_Pain
02/05/2024
02:45 AM
#12
That's interesting actually
How quaint.
Notti
02/05/2024
02:54 AM
#13
Now I can't even be a ceman. AI takes all.
http://m.youtube.com/TheYoungTurks/videos Bernie>Biden>poo>Trump http://RightWingWatch.org http://reddit.com/r/BreadTube http://fb.me/OccupyDemocrats
Crimson_Corsair
02/05/2024
02:55 AM
#14
spanky1 posted...
Moose Pregnancy Discussion on GameFAQs

A user named Crimson_Corsair started a thread on GameFAQs titled 'My moose is preggers!' discussing their moose.

Other users expressed surprise and asked if it was legal to own a moose, to which Crimson_Corsair replied that all Alaskans get one free moose.

The conversation then took a humorous turn, with users making jokes and puns related to moose and pregnancy.

The thread received 14 replies within a day, showing the lighthearted and interactive nature of the GameFAQs community.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80687814
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My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter.
Trumble
02/05/2024
03:47 AM
#15
Ask it to summarize Hellhole next.
Chicken butt.
spanky1
02/05/2024
11:00 AM
#16
Trumble posted...
Ask it to summarize Hellhole next.

It can't due to inappropriate content.
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spanky1
02/05/2024
11:02 AM
#17
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese: A Culinary Debate

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, a popular American dish, has sparked a debate among users on a gaming forum.

Some users criticize the product for its lack of real cheese and artificial taste, while others defend its nostalgic appeal.

Homemade alternatives using real cheese and additional ingredients are suggested for a better taste experience.

The discussion also touches upon Kraft's recent vegan option and the Canadian term "Kraft dinner."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80685444
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spanky1
02/05/2024
11:02 AM
#18
Discussion on the ethics of Clark Kent reporting on himself as Superman in a GameFAQs forum

In a GameFAQs forum, users discuss the ethics of Clark Kent reporting on himself as Superman.

Some argue that it is unethical for Clark Kent to be involved in stories he is reporting on, while others defend his actions.

The discussion also touches on other ethical issues related to Superman's identity and the portrayal of superheroes in the media.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688585
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spanky1
02/05/2024
11:04 AM
#19
Gamers discuss their love for the Uncharted series

Gamers on a gaming forum share their thoughts on the Uncharted series, with many praising its blend of adventure, nostalgia, and whimsy.

Some users discuss their favorite games in the series, with opinions varying on which game is the best.

The characters and their relationships are also mentioned as highlights of the series, particularly the romance between Nate and Elena.

The upcoming release of a Uncharted movie starring Tom Holland is briefly mentioned.

Overall, the discussion showcases the enduring popularity and appreciation for the Uncharted series among gamers.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80687672
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spanky1
02/05/2024
11:53 AM
#20
Discussions about boobs on a gaming forum

On a gaming forum, users discuss the physical effects of having large breasts, including back pain and weight fluctuations.

One user shares their experience of getting a boob job and how their back strength changed as their weight fluctuated.

Another user wonders if muscle training could help alleviate back issues related to large breasts.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688607
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spanky1
02/05/2024
02:47 PM
#21
Tips and tricks for playing Diablo IV

A GameFAQs user asks for tips on playing Diablo IV, having borrowed the game from the library.

Other users offer advice, including choosing a class, exploring different builds, and focusing on story quests to reach the level cap.

One user warns against selling all weapons, as this can lead to getting stuck in the storyline.

Another user suggests trying out different classes and playstyles before looking up meta builds.

The thread also includes some general tips for playing the game, such as holding the controller tightly and looking directly at the screen.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688678
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spanky1
02/05/2024
05:20 PM
#22
Users on a gaming forum discuss Elaine's hair change.

Users on a gaming forum are discussing Elaine's hair change, with some finding it to be a downgrade and others finding it attractive.

One user mentions a specific episode where Elaine's phone voice had a particular effect on them.

Another user shares images of Elaine and compares her to a hot Jewish chick.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688893#4
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spanky1
02/05/2024
06:07 PM
#24
Asherlee10 posted...
I actually love these summaries

I know there's something hilarious about them lol

I think it's because you usually see this kind of thing at the top of news articles, but now it's for stupid goofy CE topics.
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Back_Stabbath
02/05/2024
06:12 PM
#25
it reads suspiciously like the spam websites with 500 ads that my gf loves scrolling through summarizing an AITA reddit post
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spanky1
02/06/2024
01:29 AM
#27
Gamers discuss the difficulty of tiddie games

Gamers on a forum discuss the difficulty of tiddie games, which are video games that feature sexualized female characters.

One gamer complains about the difficulty of Omega Labyrinth Life, Gal Gun 2, and Mary Skelter 2.

Other gamers suggest games like Senran Kagura and Witch and Lilies for their tiddie content.

Some gamers discuss the lack of accessibility options in dungeon RPGs, which can make them difficult for new players.

One gamer recommends Etrian Odyssey Untold, Persona Q, and Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey as good choices for DRPGs with true easy modes.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80689191
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spanky1
02/06/2024
01:30 AM
#28
Gamers discuss their preferences for the next Tomb Raider game

Some users on a gaming forum express their desire for the next Tomb Raider game to return to its roots, with more focus on action and adventure, and less on the recent games' emphasis on character development and exploration.

They specifically mention missing Lara Croft's witty banter and the use of technology and humor in the older games.

The discussion also touches on the censorship of certain words on the forum, with some users criticizing the moderation policies.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80689216
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spanky1
02/06/2024
01:33 AM
#29
Sydney Sweeney's physical attributes discussed on GameFAQs forum

Users on the GameFAQs forum engaged in a discussion about Sydney Sweeney's physical appearance, specifically her breasts.

One user shared a video of a woman using her breast to smash a watermelon.

Another user mentioned that Sweeney gained recognition for her abilities and even had a role in the movie 'The Dictator' because of them.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80687931
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spanky1
02/06/2024
01:35 AM
#30
Hypothetical scenarios and humorous responses to the world ending in three days

A GameFAQs forum discusses various hypothetical scenarios and humorous responses to the world ending in three days.

Some users share their plans for indulging in their favorite activities, while others contemplate philosophical questions or make light of the situation.

One user suggests arranging a romantic encounter before the end, while another expresses a desire for nude gladiator fights to the death.

The discussion also includes references to pop culture, video games, and music, showcasing the diverse interests of the forum members.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80689198

I go asleep now
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Naysaspace
02/06/2024
01:52 AM
#31
spanky1 posted...
and the arrest of Killer Mike.
good lord
leafs rule
BlueKat
02/06/2024
02:39 AM
#32
very trippy
There is no good. There is no evil. There just is.
spanky1
02/06/2024
12:30 PM
#33
GameFAQs users discuss the character Birdo from the Mario series

On a GameFAQs forum, users discuss the character Birdo from the Mario series.

They comment on her appearance, popularity, and speculate about her gender.

Some users share images and videos related to Birdo.

The discussion also includes references to other video games and pop culture.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80689415
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
02/06/2024
12:51 PM
#34
How does AI access CE? Doesn't it require an account and password to even see it?
"No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii
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spanky1
02/06/2024
12:57 PM
#35
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
How does AI access CE? Doesn't it require an account and password to even see it?

There's a feature on the s24 phone that can summarize web pages. It's pretty neat. That's what I'm using here.
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spanky1
02/06/2024
01:34 PM
#37
Burger King's Million Dollar Whopper Contest: Users React and Share Ideas

Burger King announced a contest where participants can design their own Whopper for a chance to win a million dollars.

The contest has certain rules and restrictions, such as no allergens except peanuts and shellfish.

Users on a gaming forum discuss the contest, share their ideas for unique Whopper creations, and express skepticism about the contest's terms.

Some users raise concerns about potential health risks associated with gluten-free bun preparation.

Others suggest humorous or unconventional burger ideas, and some express doubts about their chances of winning the contest.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688892
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MarcoRubio
02/06/2024
01:37 PM
#38
How much would an AI tip?
Confirmed unbiased
WrkHrdPlayHrdr
02/06/2024
01:44 PM
#39
Asherlee10 posted...
It's probably using his login because he's already logged in on the browser. It scrapes the data.

I'm dumb. I read it as I asked AI to read the front page, not his phone. You're right.
"No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii
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spanky1
02/06/2024
11:13 PM
#40
LEGO cherry blossoms set shared on GameFAQs

A user on GameFAQs shared photos of a LEGO cherry blossoms set they built, which consists of over 400 pieces and was purchased for $15.

Other users commented on the set, with one finding it appetizing and another sharing that they had built the Great Wave of Kanagawa set.

The user clarified that the branches and stems of the set are composed of smaller brown pieces that are stuck together with inner black/gray rods, and that all the pieces are small.

The user also mentioned that they have the Great Wave of Kanagawa set as well.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80690097#11
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spanky1
02/06/2024
11:13 PM
#41
Taylor Swift vs. Jesus: A heated debate on GameFAQs

GameFAQs users engage in a lighthearted debate about whether Taylor Swift is bigger than Jesus.

The discussion includes arguments based on physical size, cultural impact, and religious significance.

Some users provide historical context and compare Taylor Swift's popularity to other celebrities and religious figures.

The debate highlights the diverse perspectives and interests of the GameFAQs community.

Ultimately, the question of who is bigger, Taylor Swift or Jesus, remains a matter of personal opinion.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688853
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MorbidFaithless
02/06/2024
11:27 PM
#43
Why do I love this lmao
walk like thunder
spanky1
02/07/2024
01:05 AM
#44
Interesting facts from a GameFAQs forum thread

NASA's Parker Solar Probe has broken the record for the fastest human-made object, reaching a speed of 394,736 miles per hour.

The only innate fears humans have at birth are the fear of falling and loud noises.

Australia is wider than the moon.

An estimated 40 million Americans deal with insomnia each year.

The oldest mother on record was 73 years old, and it's possible for a niece to be older than her aunt.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80590177
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spanky1
02/07/2024
01:12 AM
#45
GameFAQs users discuss the possibility of an open marriage

On a GameFAQs message board, users debated whether they would consider having an open marriage.

One user expressed concern that GameFAQs might be merged with another site, but a staff member reassured them that this would not happen.

Another user questioned why a particular user continued to create new topics on the board.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80690158

XD
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spanky1
02/07/2024
11:43 AM
#46
Opinions on an Asian woman's photos shared on a gaming forum

A user shared photos of an Asian woman and asked for opinions on her appearance.

Some users found her attractive, while others thought she was average or unattractive.

There was some discussion about whether the photos were heavily edited.

The topic creator seemed to be particularly interested in the woman's appearance and shared additional photos of her.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80688709
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spanky1
02/07/2024
11:44 AM
#47
Opinions on a YouTuber's Punchable Face

A discussion on GameFAQs about whether a YouTuber has a punchable face.

Some users find his thumbnails annoying, while others defend him as one of the better cryptocurrency channels.

Opinions vary on the use of the term 'punchable face' and whether it is appropriate to describe someone's appearance in this way.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80690427
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spanky1
02/07/2024
01:58 PM
#49
GameFAQs forum discusses the lack of a specific topic for breasts

On a gaming forum, users discuss the absence of a dedicated topic for breasts, similar to the existing topic for buttocks.

Some users suggest utilizing existing topics, such as those for the recently released game Stellar Blade, while others encourage the creation of a new topic.

The discussion includes preferences for breasts or buttocks, with references to a poll conducted by a user named Neon.

Users express their diverse interests in various body parts and physical attributes.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80690552

Someone tag neon.
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spanky1
02/08/2024
01:14 PM
#50
Why can't we eat grass like salads?

People question why they can eat salads but not grass.

The main reason is that the human digestive system lacks the bacteria to break down the cellulose in grass.

Although grass is edible, it tastes awful and is not sanitary.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80691462
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Current Events » Asked my S24 phone to summarize the first page of CE, this is what it gave me.