Will you be getting a gf this year?

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You won't. Don't even try denying it, you do da same thing every year. Every year you think, dis is the year, I'm gonna work out, work on myself and ask dat cute girl out. But you're just playing Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen and giving your female Pawn longing glances like some nerd. You never learn do you fam?

Also you don't know dat many cute girls cause you never leave da house lmao.

My maid will hear about this.