A guy walks up to the assassin in a bar and asks
Guy: Are you the dude who charges $10k per bullet?
Assassin: I am.
Guy: I got $20,000 dollars. I want you to shoot my wife in the head and blow her lovers dick off! They're at a motel right now!
Assassin: Let's go.
So, they drive to the store right across the street from the motel and they climb up to the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope. The assassin looks through the scope and keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot.
Guy: Well, what are you waiting for?
Assassin: Hold on a minute. I might be able to save you ten grand.
Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy