I'm on round three of being a groomsman, but I'll never be a best man

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I have a fair amount of close friends that I can always depend on, but I haven't been someone's best friend since elementary school. What's that shit like as an adult?
I was my brothers best man and I had to give a speech. Everyone there seemed to like it but I thought it sucked.
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It's awesome. Everyone tells you that you did a great job even though you stand there and do nothing 90% of the time. If you're good at speeches, then you're given the opportunity to showcase yourself to every woman in the room all at once. If you're in a tux it's even better. Everyone looks great in a tux. Provided you're single, you're suddenly every woman's top pick.

I was even the maid of honor recently for my best friend and got a similar response. That one helped because I got to wear a suit with no sleeves though. Sadly, I am not single and did not get to bone the brides sisters and cousins that we're entranced by me
I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.
My own sister didn't make me maid of honor lol
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friends? wut r dose?
too often the helping hand winds up in your pocket
I don't expect to ever be a groomsman in a wedding.
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