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N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy)
R.I.P. Joanne - August 19, 1983 - April 7, 2023 - I love you forever, and beyond!
N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy)
R.I.P. Joanne - August 19, 1983 - April 7, 2023 - I love you forever, and beyond!
N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy)
R.I.P. Joanne - August 19, 1983 - April 7, 2023 - I love you forever, and beyond!
thanks for the tag
Don't you agree, Zach?
https://streamable.com/enq4r7
surely!
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Uhhhh I dont know what happened I didnt get a tag? All you guys are shills!
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
LightningAce11 posted...
Uhhhh I dont know what happened I didnt get a tag? All you guys are shills!
TC's buttons weren't working. Look, he was pressing them!
"And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE
LightningAce11 posted...
Uhhhh I dont know what happened I didnt get a tag? All you guys are shills!

LIMB!

N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy)
R.I.P. Joanne - August 19, 1983 - April 7, 2023 - I love you forever, and beyond!
I got like 2 weeks of detractor videos to watch to catch up.

How's his BG3 playthrough going? I can't wait for the TIHYDP of it.
"No. I'm a man so theyll get me a full size McDouble." - DuncanWii
https://i.imgur.com/cSxy3Od.png
Err...from how the lazy bastard describes it, does he really think he can "remaster" footage captured from his camera? The cops can only do so much, so what can your free labor editors do?

Would be some funny shit if he got banned for the offensive shit he spewed back then that the editor didn't edit out.
N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy)
R.I.P. Joanne - August 19, 1983 - April 7, 2023 - I love you forever, and beyond!
It's pretty boring so far.
http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l89VxkNRGEw
From the sound of it he has 6 or 8 or so playthroughs on that hard drive, some of them not even complete. What's gonna happen to his newly monetized channel when those are posted? Well, apparently he's going to, er... react to old stuff on it.

How excited the dents must be to pay for a third monthly membership to get more reaction stuff, all while the only thing DSP provides them for their membership on his reaction channel is one 3 hour reactathon a week. Even though they were promised monthly "events" and interview shows that can't happen because the day after he lied to a group of people for 5 hours straight, they acknowledged that he lied ot them for five hours straight.

What an absolute conman.
"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder !"
*seal laugh* WOW DUDE

"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
Michael Clum the dude who made that documentary about Boogie that everyone raves about is, according to him, working with Phil to make a similar documentary to that about DSP. He called into ReviewTech's stream and talked about it, including claiming that he met with Phil in person.

I don't understand this. I don't see what of value would come of this for anyone, including Phil and us.

But I think it's pretty obvious that no matter what he says, which is mostly the opposite, Phil desperately wants people to keep talking about him even if he can only accomplish it was a human joke.
"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder !"
One of the biggest laughs I had recently was in a snort burnell video. DSP was talking about how hard it was to cook and clean, so snort put up a caption "if doordash did not exist this bitch would have died of starvation long ago"
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/18xtnyh/mike_doesnt_know_what_hes_getting_into/

Lmao that interviewer is reaching out to derich.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
Man hes already back to insulting players in sf6.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
Phil back on "ONLINE ONLY" even though it stays at 50ms connection pretty much the entire time.
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
40-year-old man took 2 days to break a new years resolution to not be as toxic as a racist 13-year-old with a mic playing Call of Duty

Something something mature adult

Also has anyone else made the correlation that whenever people told him he was being a toxic little shit he made them out to be the idiots for not understanding i dunno what you call it, locker room talk I guess? FGC shittalking?

But as soon as this new comperehensive documentary becomes forefront, he is "listening to fans" who say he's been taking it too far so he's going to ("try" to) tone it down?

I just htink it's curious. It's the same scenario as the slave trade joke. Whenever someone brought it up he was shitting right and left on them. But suddenly the Side Scrollers bring it up and it was a "horrible mistake that I regret".
"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder !"
Over $2000 spent the last 2 days on WWE Champions
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Thank God my porn addiction is free.
N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy)
R.I.P. Joanne - August 19, 1983 - April 7, 2023 - I love you forever, and beyond!
DSP dents are now warning him against doing another interview.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
LightningAce11 posted...
DSP dents are now warning him against doing another interview.
And thus they ruin any fun we might have
I find it so pathetic that dsp was counting on the holidays for his dents to get money to get him through January.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
Some derp gifted 200 memberships last night
"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder !"
this guy is so scared of picking romantic options in bg3 lol
Big Apple, 3 A.M.
http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html
SSJGrimReaper posted...
this guy is so scared of picking romantic options in bg3 lol
He is so weird about any kind of sexuality in games
Reviewtech is such a dent. He always tries to come across as a voice of reason but hes a lolcow just like phil.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
Dave's most disappointing (shittiest) games of 2023

10: Hogwarts Legacy
9: Dead Space Remake
8: Diablo 4
7: Wo Long Fallen Dynasty
6: Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
5: Star Wars Jedi Survivor
4: Mortal Kombat 1
3: Sanic Superstars
2: Starfield
1: Final Fantasy XVI
Absolute fucking lunacy. Can't wait for Zelda and Hogwarts Legacy to make it on his best of list.
Believing that Disney movies are for families is akin to buying into Nazi propaganda- LoyalToTheGame
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
Speaking of Wo Long, I played it in december, and as I usually do when I played games I know Phil played previously, I looked up a this is how you don't play and I found it legitimately shocking. The game definitely has issues, but essentially every complaint he has about the game is due to his own incompetence. I've watched two hours of him play truncated, so about half the game and he still doesn't understand how the spirit system (the game's version of stamina) works or enemy stuns. He keeps complaining about enemies popping out of nowhere, which literally every time is him not bothering to look around before rushing into combat. The game is incredibly easy compared to Nioh or Sekiro, but he somehow managed to have over a hundred deaths by the end of the game's fifth main mission level. I think I had 44 by the end of NG.

I honestly don't think I've ever seen such blatant incompetence from Phil as this playthrough. Even in DS3 when he started blaming the Xbox for causing too much lag for him to play competently, it was nothing like this. And the incessant whining is just insane. How can you be a lets player and not feel some sort of obligation to not cry like a fucking baby every single moment you're playing a game, even if you're disliking it. You can either choose to not play it or you can express your issues more maturely and not repeating the same fucking whine over and over again. Of course, the money buff was strong during this playthrough as he was successfully blackmailing the dents to not ragequit it.
"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder !"
DeadBankerDream posted...
I honestly don't think I've ever seen such blatant incompetence from Phil as this playthrough.
Sounds like someone isn't up to speed with Baldur's Gate 3, 40 hours in and hombre's still bumbling around on Act 1 with plenty more to do.

Believing that Disney movies are for families is akin to buying into Nazi propaganda- LoyalToTheGame
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
Lol this dude was shilling starfield, said bg3 would be a flash in the pan, nobody would care about it.

I bet he blames todd howard for his streams underperforming.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
He still hasn't given up on BG3? I wonder if he is scared to quit and anger his audience
He's doing the most boring run through where he tries every which way to stop any possible romance or companionship.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
he literally pauses his game and goes on a rant every time a romance dialogue option shows up
Big Apple, 3 A.M.
http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html
I like how in Daveland
-Half his list consists of games he thinks didn't change enough or at all
-The game in a series that changes with every fucking entry is number 2 because it changed too much
-One game is on the list because it's too short compared to a much longer game
-Meanwhile another game was on the list partially for having "bloat"
Believing that Disney movies are for families is akin to buying into Nazi propaganda- LoyalToTheGame
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
Dave's Best games of 2023 (I won't talk about his stupid "viewer's choice" shit)

Honorable Mention: Baldur's Gate 3
10. Star Wars Jedi Survivor
9. Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
8. Robocop Rogue City
7. Spider Man 2
6. Hogwarts Legacy
5. Super Mario Bros. Wonder
4. REmake 4
3. Street Fighter 6
2. Lies of P(hil)
1. Alan Wake 2

Listening to this live and the amount of doublethink and complete lack of logic behind his selections are truly astounding, holy fucking shit. Lmfao at that honorable mention considering the shit he said to journos in the past and lmfao at 3 considering how that's probably the most I've seen him hate a game last year outside of Starfield. Faker than the Game Awards.
Believing that Disney movies are for families is akin to buying into Nazi propaganda- LoyalToTheGame
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
I haven't watched him play it, but at no point in any of the clips I've seen of him talking about RoboCop has his attitude towards it ever risen above "Well it's fine for a double A release"

I guess he played like 15 games released this year?
"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder !"
DeadBankerDream posted...
I'd really like a compilement of how many 2023 games he played in 2023.
To my knowledge, and from the ones that didn't make either list:
-One Piece Odyssey
-Atomic Heart (surprised this wasn't in most disappointing for the sole reason of the rape fridge)
-Hi-Fi Rush
-Like a Dragon Issin and Gaiden
-Metroid Prime Remastered
-Amnesia The Bunker
-Armored Core VI
-Ass Creed Mirage
-Super Mario RPG

Because why play 2023 games when you can spend an eternity replaying Oblivion, GTA V, and Elden Ring.
Believing that Disney movies are for families is akin to buying into Nazi propaganda- LoyalToTheGame
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with spending your time streaming playing older games, but Phil is just such an ass. What's the point of making a "best/worst of" (I know it's technically not worst) event for the year's releases if you've played about 22 of them? And during the game awards he got on a butthurt rant about game reviewers because they get to vote at the game awards, but as part of their job they play less games than the average gamer. Which doesn't sound logical, but that's not the point.

Like, he could just have made a ranking list of the of his 2023 game playthroughs and that would have made more sense.

And he could have played more games from the year if we weren't so preposterously slow in everything he does. If he had a 30 minute "pawdcast" instead of a 90 minute one. If he didn't do the react shit no one cares about. If he took an extra 30 - 60 minutes after turning off his stream to do the private reactions every once in a while like a normal person would, rather than clumping them all together and having to take a stream off to do. Like, do it in the pause between your first and second stream a day your wife is at work.
"That thick shaft that causes women to shudder !"
https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/193niy9/mike_clum_has_been_inside_the_snort_fort_dsp/

Apparently Mile Clum went inside dsps house and they went for dinner?? Crazy that he decided to let this guy close to him after being a hermit for so long.

I thought the side scrollers interview broke him.
I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG
Mike thinking back on his dinner with Dave and Khet when he called her a beautiful woman on the Gundam stream
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5181e2aa.jpg
Believing that Disney movies are for families is akin to buying into Nazi propaganda- LoyalToTheGame
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
Mike Clum has also confirmed that he has interviewed a few ex Scoopley employees, (The company behind WWE Champions)
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We may be about to see Kat for the 1st time in like 4 years, in about 15 mins
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HOLY FUCK KAT l CAN'T FUCKING DEAL
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2be79c81.jpg
Remember when he was telling people about how Kat was going to the gym and shit?
Believing that Disney movies are for families is akin to buying into Nazi propaganda- LoyalToTheGame
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
What on Earth is that haircut and make up job?
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That haircut nasty.
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
b_nolan posted...
What on Earth is that haircut and make up job?

wanderingshade posted...
That haircut nasty.

The classic Karen cut
Believing that Disney movies are for families is akin to buying into Nazi propaganda- LoyalToTheGame
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
She's got a bald spot just like DSP. Jesus Christ.
I thought it was like a really short bouffant for a second, but I think a short bouffant would be better than that haircut.
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
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