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AirFresh
01/01/2024
12:10 PM
#1
I bought this expensive steak to celebrate the new year and I almost used powered cappuccino instead of this rub my aunt made me. Disaster averted though!
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EmilyTheCEman
01/01/2024
12:11 PM
#2
Did you cook it well done or incorrectly?
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Cheater87
01/01/2024
12:11 PM
#3
That might be tasty.
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AirFresh
01/01/2024
12:11 PM
#4
EmilyTheCEman posted...
Did you cook it well done or incorrectly?
It is not cookee yet my friend. This is a live event.
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BroodRyu
01/01/2024
12:12 PM
#5
Pics of steak?
SaikyoStyle
01/01/2024
12:12 PM
#6
Show us your meat!
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Crimson_Corsair
01/01/2024
12:13 PM
#7
Sous vide is the only proper way to have a "well done" steak.
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Dark_Arbron
01/01/2024
12:14 PM
#8
"Well done" steak isn't proper no matter what you use.

Medium rare is correct.
AirFresh
01/01/2024
12:14 PM
#9
Cheater87 posted...
That might be tasty.
Not going to experiment on this beauty bro. Flank steak, I'd test it. Curious now
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ShotgunSilencer
01/01/2024
12:14 PM
#10
Don't forget the ketchup
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Heartomaton
01/01/2024
12:14 PM
#11
Rubbing powdered coffee on a steak would have been the biggest mistake of your life?
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AirFresh
01/01/2024
12:18 PM
#13
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/37dffc6a.jpg
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Sufferedphoenix
01/01/2024
12:18 PM
#14
My mom once was out of milk and decided to use some almond milk my sister in law left. Used it for instant mashed potatoes. Had a funny taste. It was vanilla almond milk.

Like it didn't taste bad. Tasted like a dessert but it being the texture of mashed potatoes made it a nope can't do it.
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Crimson_Corsair
01/01/2024
12:20 PM
#15
What kind of steak is that? It looks like a London Broil (Top Round Stk) to me. But... that shit isn't expensive, so what is it?
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ItsNotA2Mer
01/01/2024
12:21 PM
#16
That would have been the biggest mistake of your life ??? Damn, I do dumber shit than that before noon.
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AirFresh
01/01/2024
12:21 PM
#17
Crimson_Corsair posted...
What kind of steak is that? It looks like a London Broil (Top Round Stk) to me. But... that shit isn't expensive, so what is it?
Top sirloin, it was $18 so by my standards expensive lol
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AirFresh
01/01/2024
12:34 PM
#18
Prepared it correctly. See ya guys, time to enjoy this muscle. Would have taken a better pic if I wasn't starving

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3b0e19ec.jpg
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Euripides
01/01/2024
12:36 PM
#19
Why is it grey, doe?
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AirFresh
01/01/2024
12:37 PM
#20
Euripides posted...
Why is it grey, doe?
My camera shite
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Incurso91
01/01/2024
12:38 PM
#21
Did you sear it at all? Reverse-sear steak is fantastic.
Tig
01/01/2024
12:39 PM
#22
AirFresh posted...
Prepared it correctly. See ya guys, time to enjoy this muscle. Would have taken a better pic if I wasn't starving

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3b0e19ec.jpg

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Turbam
01/01/2024
12:39 PM
#23
EmilyTheCEman posted...
Did you cook it well done or incorrectly?
Why wouldn't you want it to be done well?
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ClayGuida
01/01/2024
12:39 PM
#24
EmilyTheCEman posted...
Did you cook it well done or incorrectly?
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EmilyTheCEman
01/01/2024
12:40 PM
#25
Turbam posted...
Why wouldn't you want it to be done well?

Some people prefer their steak uncooked because they like ingesting parasites I guess.
You, take a bump. Flatback.
Tyranthraxus
01/01/2024
12:43 PM
#26
Crimson_Corsair posted...
Sous vide is the only proper way to have a "well done" steak.

I dunno where well done is coming from but the best way to do it is to bake the steak and then do a reverse sear. For some reason baking steaks cooks them well done without drying them out.

Sous vide is best for medium rare / medium steaks.
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AirFresh
01/01/2024
12:49 PM
#27
Incurso91 posted...
Did you sear it at all? Reverse-sear steak is fantastic.
I should have had it on high heat for the first two or so minutes to brown it better, but it does taste amazing so oh well
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kingdrake2
01/01/2024
12:52 PM
#28
AirFresh posted...
it was $18 so by my standards expensive lol


i can agree with that.

well done is an insult to steak. it's texture of shoe leather.
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FolkenRawr
01/01/2024
12:54 PM
#29
Glad you're enjoying it - you deserve it. Great way to welcome the new year
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Tenlaar
01/01/2024
01:22 PM
#30
Seasoning a steak before cooking keeps the steak from having even direct contact with the pan and fucks up a proper sear.
Heineken14
01/01/2024
01:25 PM
#31
Picked up a random rub a few weeks ago and didn't notice it was "espresso" until I got home. Turned out to be more "ancho chili" than espresso so didn't have that coffee like taste to it. It's actually pretty good.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
Heineken14
01/01/2024
01:28 PM
#32
Crimson_Corsair posted...
Sous vide is the only proper way to have a "well done" steak.

What do you use for your sous vide? I wish they made smaller circulators so I wouldn't have to bust out the big tupperwares. :(
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
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01/01/2024
12:01 PM
#33
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Incurso91
01/01/2024
01:33 PM
#34
I need to get a charcoal divider from work so that I can do proper smoking and cooking on the Primo. Without a divider, I have been shoving the charcoal to one side and allowing some to spill over to the other.
ThisIsAKnoife
01/01/2024
01:56 PM
#35
Why not sear? Heres my contribution to expensive new years steaks:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5490172f.jpg
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FolkenRawr
01/01/2024
02:10 PM
#36
ThisIsAKnoife posted...
Why not sear? Heres my contribution to expensive new years steaks:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5490172f.jpg

Did you use... A knoife?
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ThisIsAKnoife
01/01/2024
02:11 PM
#37
FolkenRawr posted...
Did you use... A knoife?

Yes

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/19624305.jpg
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Waxitron_Gazer
01/01/2024
02:14 PM
#39
AirFresh posted...
powered cappuccino
what now
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ThisIsAKnoife
01/01/2024
02:18 PM
#40
DuranOfForcena posted...
cappuccino steak might be kinda good tbqh

Coffee rub is a real thing and is pretty good
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eggcorn
01/01/2024
02:23 PM
#41
Milk steak mm
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FolkenRawr
01/01/2024
02:29 PM
#42
ThisIsAKnoife posted...
Coffee rub is a real thing and is pretty good

This was my initial thought. It's a thing. Same with cocoa powder.

@ThisIsAKnoife Damn, nice knoife work
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ItsNotA2Mer
01/01/2024
02:58 PM
#43
Tenlaar posted...
Seasoning a steak before cooking keeps the steak from having even direct contact with the pan and fucks up a proper sear.

Of all the made up shit on CE, I believe this made up shit the mostest.
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FolkenRawr
01/01/2024
03:00 PM
#44
ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Of all the made up shit on CE, I believe this made up shit the mostest.

>_> I deleted my post but I called this out as well. It's total nonesense.
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