Bob "the reveal of Mario 3 on The Wizard was like the JFK assassination of my parents generation, or 911 later" Chipman.
Bob "the console wars of the 90s were my own personal Vietnam" Chipman.
There are other quotes attributed to him I could post, but I'd definitely get moded.
El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio.
"If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you."