I love the flavor text in Super Mario RPG's bestiary

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For instance, Starslap:

"I am not a slap.
I am not a star either." - An Annoyed Starslap

This is one of the best things about the remake so far <3
That's kute.
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That's such a fun addition. I don't get why Nintendo abandoned so much of that game, characters were fun and simple too. I want Geno, Mallow and Croco for Mario kart games or Mario party
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epik_fail1 posted...
That's such a fun addition. I don't get why Nintendo abandoned so much of that game, characters were fun and simple too. I want Geno, Mallow and Croco for Mario kart games or Mario party
Square probably owns those characters.
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Jupiter posted...
Square probably owns those characters.
We know for sure that they own Geno (Square-Enix got a copyright credit in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga for Geno's cameo as the host of a minigame; the 3DS remake omits both Geno's cameo and that credit), so they almost certainly own the other characters too.
Yeah that and the level up dancing are great
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lol poor will smith

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Jupiter posted...
Square probably owns those characters.
This is it right there. If things had been different paper mario wouldn't exist. It just would have been SMRPG2.
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Square owns the original characters in RPG. Similar to how Disney owns everything in Kingdom Hearts except the FF characters.
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Yeah, it's cute. The one about artichokers coming first, and the vegetables being named after them was funny.
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Reminds me of the various item and creature logs in Pikmin 2.
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NeonBoobs posted...
Yeah that and the level up dancing are great
If I had any talent at video editing, I'd remake the Bluey intro out of Mario RPG dancing.
Birdo's has a sex joke in it, surprised that got past the censors.
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SpawnShadow posted...
We know for sure that they own Geno (Square-Enix got a copyright credit in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga for Geno's cameo as the host of a minigame; the 3DS remake omits both Geno's cameo and that credit), so they almost certainly own the other characters too.
Did... did SE and Nintendo have a falling out or something?
Revisited posted...
Did... did SE and Nintendo have a falling out or something?
Yeah, they were exclusive to Nintendo for like 10 years, then jumped to Playstation because of how restricting the N64 was. It's more professional, and not as bad as it's made out to be. The Geno stuff is just about licensing properties, which is always a mess.
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Ubergeneral3 posted...
This is it right there. If things had been different paper mario wouldn't exist. It just would have been SMRPG2.
Then thank God things turned out the way they did because paper mario is one of the greatest games of all time. It took the blueprint made by the okay smrpg, and made a freaking masterpiece.
Bat178 posted...
Birdo's has a sex joke in it, surprised that got past the censors.

...what?
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DementedDurian posted...
...what?
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Hayame_Zero posted...
Yeah, they were exclusive to Nintendo for like 10 years, then jumped to Playstation because of how restricting the N64 was. It's more professional, and not as bad as it's made out to be. The Geno stuff is just about licensing properties, which is always a mess.
But that was before the gba when they put in the geno cameo, and waaay before the 3ds remake in which they removed it. Why did the remake not feature it?
Hayame_Zero posted...
It's more professional, and not as bad as it's made out to be.

Square moving to Sony did spawn one of my favorite quotes from anyone in the game industry >_>

[People who play RPGs are] depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games.

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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Square moving to Sony did spawn one of my favorite quotes from anyone in the game industry >_>
well, I mean, is that statement really wrong?
epik_fail1 posted...
That's such a fun addition. I don't get why Nintendo abandoned so much of that game, characters were fun and simple too. I want Geno, Mallow and Croco for Mario kart games or Mario party

But at the same time, those characters NOT showing up in everything is part of their mystique.
Hornswoggled posted...
But at the same time, those characters NOT showing up in everything is part of their mystique.
When my friend first told me about Smash Bros, I didn't believe him. Nintendo just did not have direct crossovers like that back then. Even Link and Samus in Mario RPG was unusual, but to have them interact in the same game was crazy.
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Questionmarktarius posted...
well, I mean, is that statement really wrong?
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uh... maybe this one?

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Questionmarktarius posted...
well, I mean, is that statement really wrong?
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As an RPG fan myself, I think it's hilarious ly accurate
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