According to court documents, Smith was one of two people who came to collect the deceased Friday afternoon after a natural death at a residence near 144th Street and Giles Road.
Later that day, Smith contacted the property manager saying the Sarpy County Sheriffs Office had asked him to collect a life-sized sex doll that had been found at the scene so that it could be swabbed for a biopsy.
I was wondering how he even knew it was there, but this answers that question. Sounds like it was love at first sight. But a biopsy? Pretty sure they could get whatever they needed from the body. Dude's lame with the excuses.
The documents state that Smith left, saying he would return with a warrant for the doll.
Oh lawdy. He shoulda just put one of those on layaway instead of making a scene like this.
nocturnal_traveler posted...
If I was the judge I'd give him a light sentence. The shame and embarrassment is already a pretty hefty punishment.
I don't think the dude is even capable of feeling shame, considering the bullshit he pulled to try to get this thing.