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I didnt go at them because Im on the job. I want to keep my job. Plus, she didnt mean any harm by what she said. It was just ridiculous though.

She was talking sports to me and said she likes humble athletes. Sure. I agree. She started talking about how she doesnt like Jordan because he is an ass. Makes sense. He really is. Then she started talking about Kobe

She said she likes Kobe because he is a gentleman. Then she said That is why God took Kobe. He wants real angels up there.

What?! God is out here taking lives, no matter the age, because he wants more angels in heaven? Really? Am I the only one that thinks that sounds stupid?

I know there is the famous line when someone passes. God works in mysterious ways. Its pretty much someone saying they dont know why that person died. Its ambiguous. What she said though? I dont know. Maybe it pissed me off more than it should have.
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Religion requires mental gymnastics. Its inherent to making otherwise nonsensical (and in many cases already debunked) beliefs work.

Try not to let it bother you.
"The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares
Angels are slaves with no free will that does everything God says.
Satan is a fallen angel that did the worst sin an angel can do... he question him.
So why is God turning a gentleman into a slave with no free will?
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Honestly, she sounds fucked in the head.
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"God works in mysterious ways"
"It's part of God's plan"
"You aren't meant to understand"

The basic talking points of your typical Christian.
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REAL angels. Not like those other fake, pansy angels. Makes sense

Foppe posted...
Angels are slaves with no free will that does everything God says.
Satan is a fallen angel that did the worst sin an angel can do... he question him.
So why is God turning a gentleman into a slave with no free will?

That's an interesting way to look at it. But Satan didn't just question God, they tried to overthrow him and become God themselves. That's why God needs Kobe, because Kobe would drop 55 points on Satan and slam dunk their ass back into Hell for good.
Foppe posted...
Angels are slaves with no free will that does everything God says.
Satan is a fallen angel that did the worst sin an angel can do... he question him.

That already doesn't make sense. If angels have no free will, how was Lucifer able to rebel? And more importantly, how were the angels tasked with being watchers able to rape women and kreate nephelim?

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An angel with rape allegations? What religion she is, southern Baptist?
The_Korey posted...
That already doesn't make sense. If angels have no free will, how was Lucifer able to rebel? And more importantly, how were the angels tasked with being watchers able to rape women and kreate nephelim?

Im still not sure where the popular image of angels as beautiful humans with wings came from. Arent they supposed to look like abominations?
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"God killed a child in a horrific helicopter crash because he needed angels. God is pure good btw."
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No one except for a few saints is even in heaven right now

That is entirely unbiblical.

The whole dying and immediately going to heaven or hell thing is entirely pagan. That is not what the Bible teaches.

When you die you are simply asleep until the resurrection for the end times.

But more directly on topic yes that's really stupid. Kobe Bryant was no angel. He was a shithead just like most athletes tend to be. Not all but most. They turn into rich and powerful people that cheat on their wives and do a lot of questionable things
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There is no hell for that matter, you either get into the kingdom or you're burned up and cease to exist. Hell is entirely unbiblical
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People turn their favorite athletes into their own personal gods. So damn stupid. Oh that guy's really great at sports ball, better worship him like he's the Messiah. Because that's a good idea.
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Dreepapult posted...
There is no hell for that matter, you either get into the kingdom or you're burned up and cease to exist. Hell is entirely unbiblical

What about the whole eternal separation from God and wailing and gnashing of teeth thing? At the very least I know the idea of Hell being fire and brimstone isnt canon.
"The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares
Dreepapult posted...
People turn their favorite athletes into their own personal gods. So damn stupid. Oh that guy's really great at sports ball, better worship him like he's the Messiah. Because that's a good idea.

Society as a whole does it. Look at people like Wayne Rooney in the UK.

But at least they havent started doing it with actors yet. Or worse, reality TV hosts.
"The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares
Dark_Arbron posted...
What about the whole eternal separation from God and wailing and gnashing of teeth thing? At the very least I know the idea of Hell being fire and brimstone isnt canon.
Well if you cease to exist you would be separated from God. But how I have come to understand it's in his mercy that he wouldn't make us suffer eternally but rather we just cease to exist. Which to me definitely sounds like a better option.

As for the weeping and gnashing of teeth part what I've been taught is that is almost kind of like how a young child will whine and cry when they get in trouble and they think they've done nothing wrong and they don't understand and life's not fair etc etc.
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Society as a whole does it. Look at people like Wayne Rooney in the UK.

No one worships Wayne Rooney. We kind of laugh at him because he looks a bit like a potato and likes to have sex with elderly prostitutes.

We only revere players for what they can do for our team. If they put on a opposition shirt, they become the target of vile abuse.

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Dreepapult posted...
Well if you cease to exist you would be separated from God. But how I have come to understand it's in his mercy that he wouldn't make us suffer eternally but rather we just cease to exist. Which to me definitely sounds like a better option.

As for the weeping and gnashing of teeth part what I've been taught is that is almost kind of like how a young child will whine and cry when they get in trouble and they think they've done nothing wrong and they don't understand and life's not fair etc etc.

My point was I remember being told (as in, hearsay, not taught) that the suffering in Hell is caused by your own rejection of, and separation from God; not that youre actively being tortured or whatever.

Which actually fits in with religions original purpose. Victim blaming to indoctrinated and uneducated masses. Follow our- I mean Gods orders or youll go to Hell and itll be your own fault, heathen.

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Aeriis posted...
What about when a religious person says "everything happens for a reason" when someone unexpectedly dies? Like that person died just for your own character development lmao
Absolutely. People are so self-centered that even someone else's death they have to make it about themselves. God's plans are so much more complicated than that. He didn't have your uncle die just to give you +5 more empathy points on your character sheet lol
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Aeriis posted...
What about when a religious person says "everything happens for a reason" when someone unexpectedly dies? Like that person died just for your own character development lmao

Especially when that persons death doesnt lead to, say, their children being motivated to help fight the disease that killed them and go on to make great contributions to medicine and eventually political outreach to social service funding. The kind of story youd find in a narrative.

Nah, instead their death leads to infighting over their will, families being destroyed and people losing their jobs and homes, grandchildren turning to drugs and crime and getting killed over drug debts.

One person dies tragically, and the reason it happened was to snowball and destroy their entire family. Thanks, God!
"The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares
The_Korey posted...
That already doesn't make sense. If angels have no free will, how was Lucifer able to rebel? And more importantly, how were the angels tasked with being watchers able to rape women and kreate nephelim?
Envy of God creating humans with free will overrode their programming.
Those angels are the ones that followed Lucifer.
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Foppe posted...
Envy of God creating humans with free will overrode their programming.
Those angels are the ones that followed Lucifer.
Its only Muslims who believe that Satan fell because he refused to bow to Adam and Eve. That is not actually in the Christian Bible.
Razor posted...
But Satan didn't just question God, they tried to overthrow him and become God themselves.
According to the book God wrote.
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mystic_belmont posted...
According to the book God wrote.
Why did God write that the earth is 6.000 years old and located at the center of the universe. Is he stupid?
Sometimes I wonder what goes through the heads of these people day-to-day. If everything happens for God's plan, then you have no free will, and also it means you have no responsibility for the things you do. What does that do to the thought process?
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Caracalla posted...
Why did God write that the earth is 6.000 years old and located at the center of the universe. Is he stupid?

inb4 the Bible doesnt actually say how old Earth is. Because if we move the goalposts around, sure, we can insert a few periods of a billion years going by with nothing happening.
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Dark_Arbron posted...
inb4 the Bible doesnt actually say how old Earth is. Because if we move the goalposts around, sure, we can insert a few periods of a billion years going by with nothing happening.
"A day for God is a billion for us"
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hockeybub89 posted...
Sometimes I wonder what goes through the heads of these people day-to-day. If everything happens for God's plan, then you have no free will, and also it means you have no responsibility for the things you do. What does that do to the thought process?

They havent sat down and really thought about it. Theyre just casually identifying as Christian. A friend of mine is a textbook example. He routinely violates most of the commandments and is only a little push away from dropping the whole thing. He just hasnt been given that push.

"The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares
Dark_Arbron posted...
inb4 the Bible doesnt actually say how old Earth is. Because if we move the goalposts around, sure, we can insert a few periods of a billion years going by with nothing happening.

Actually it does. Ask orthodox Jews why they think we are living in the year 5783. For a book written by god, the Bible has a gigantic amount of factual mistakes. Not to mention that it encourages rape, slavery, bigotry and genocide.
I hate being that guy lol, but it's actually 5784 now. This weekend was the new year on the Hebrew calendar
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mystic_belmont posted...
According to the book God wrote.

He actually dictated it to his secretary, so any mistakes and such in the Bible are actually her fault for misinterpreting his divine word.

But seriously, the Bible was written by man and has been edited and changed so many fuckin times. Who knows which versions are the closest to his will or what about the books that were left out? The important thing is to have a personal relationship with God or your Higher power in a way that works for you. Or in most of your cases, just don't give a shit about it at all.
Dreepapult posted...
I hate being that guy lol, but it's actually 5784 now. This weekend was the new year on the Hebrew calendar
Yea, there are mastabas in Egypt that are older than that.
I don't know man I'm not really here to argue, just a factual thing based on the calendar itself
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Having a strong background in the natural sciences I really struggle with the concept of the earth only being 6,000 years old myself. I don't know how that can work. So it's something I just kind of avoid honestly lol.
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Caracalla posted...
Actually it does. Ask orthodox Jews why they think we are living in the year 5783. For a book written by god, the Bible has a gigantic amount of factual mistakes. Not to mention that it encourages rape, slavery, bigotry and genocide.

Interesting. Regarding the timeline I mean. We already know about the rest of that stuff.
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Dreepapult posted...
Having a strong background in the natural sciences I really struggle with the concept of the earth only being 6,000 years old myself. I don't know how that can work. So it's something I just kind of avoid honestly lol.

Because you know it cant work. But this is where you have the opportunity to either move the goalposts by ignoring it, or realise that it pretty much invalidates the whole thing.

Like, theres a reason why police discount your alibi if they can disprove one of its fundamentals. They dont say oh, but the rest of it could still be true if we recontextualise the entire thing.
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Should have asked if thats why youre still stuck with her down here
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Of all the athletes to choose, God went with the one that admitted to adultery?
It takes zero effort to be a good person.
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Is he being funny or is he being serious? Hard to tell with garrison sometimes
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Caracalla posted...
An angel with rape allegations? What religion she is, southern Baptist?
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It is a weird thing to say but I would just let Kobe have the compliment

She obviously meant well and that was stated in the OP but here we are still
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
It is a weird thing to say but I would just let Kobe have the compliment

She obviously meant well and that was stated in the OP but here we are still
I think OP did. They didn't mention anything about arguing with them.
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Razor posted...
He actually dictated it to his secretary, so any mistakes and such in the Bible are actually her fault for misinterpreting his divine word.

God could make it so that his secretary made no mistakes in interpreting his word.
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Foppe posted...
Angels are slaves with no free will that does everything God says.
Satan is a fallen angel that did the worst sin an angel can do... he question him.
So why is God turning a gentleman into a slave with no free will?

Satan is an agent of God. He's the adversary of mankind. There to provide a choice to humanity.

Without him, there's no free will.
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mystic_belmont posted...
God could make it so that his secretary made no mistakes in interpreting his word.
Perhaps he forgot to tip them?
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Tom_Joad posted...
Satan is an agent of God. He's the adversary of mankind. There to provide a choice to humanity.

Without him, there's no free will.

Is there free will in Heaven?
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It's Christianity, you can pretty much just wing it and it'll still be some valid Christian viewpoint. Men are now angels, yeah great.
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