My doctor told me I masturbate too much

He said it was getting in the way of him doing the exam.

And then the other fish goes "holy shit you can talk?"

Why is there no pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken comes in a different box

Sounds like a bad doctor. He should be used to it by now. A seasoned and trained physician should be able to assess and diagnose most patients or conditions before the subject gets their second wind and goes for round two. I say most, because some people have really short refractory periods. All this while avoiding the slippery floors.

Doc said 'too much masturbation will make you go blind' and you said 'hey doc, I'm over here .'