"Glitch McConnell" is the best political nickname I have heard.

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Current Events » "Glitch McConnell" is the best political nickname I have heard.
whitelytning
08/30/2023
06:16 PM
#1
I cant think of anything better.

Slick Willie is meh.
Tricky Dick wasnt too bad.
Pudding Fingers is funny but not great.

Glitch is on a different level.
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marthsheretoo
08/30/2023
06:17 PM
#2
It's not even the best nickname for McConnell.
"Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon."
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Kitt
08/30/2023
06:18 PM
#3
Ron DeSanctimonious
What is up, my sister!?
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TaylorHeinicke
08/30/2023
06:18 PM
#4
Kitt posted...
Ron DeSanctimonious
Close 2nd. Glitch McConnel is funnier IMO
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whitelytning
08/30/2023
06:19 PM
#5
marthsheretoo posted...
It's not even the best nickname for McConnell.

Whats better?
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whitelytning
08/30/2023
06:19 PM
#6
Kitt posted...
Ron DeSanctimonious

Its too high brow for the audience. Most Trump supporters couldnt explain what it means.

*edit. Maybe that makes it good actually. lol
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marthsheretoo
08/30/2023
06:20 PM
#7
Cocaine Mitch.

It's nowhere near as clever but it's got that curveball quality that gives it legs.
"Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon."
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Tyranthraxus
08/30/2023
06:20 PM
#8
whitelytning posted...
Whats better?
Moscow Mitch
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Humble_Novice
08/30/2023
06:22 PM
#9
Here are some nicknames for the man.

B-Word McConnell
Lich McConnell
Glitch McConnell
Itch McConnell
Moscow Mitch
Turtle
Wicket Mitch of the West
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brestugo
08/30/2023
06:22 PM
#10
"Fled" Cruz
Putin delenda est
BiggLaw
08/30/2023
06:24 PM
#11
whitelytning posted...
Its too high brow for the audience. Most Trump supporters couldnt explain what it means.

*edit. Maybe that makes it good actually. lol
Trump supporters in general are more disingenuous and dishonest than dumb. They play dumb so you can keep giving them the benefit of a doubt, lol.

Glitch McConnell is a pretty good one though lol
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au_gold
08/30/2023
06:28 PM
#13
Beijing Biden
Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please.
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VFalcone
08/30/2023
06:31 PM
#15
DeSatan is the best one for DeSantis
Tyranthraxus
08/30/2023
06:31 PM
#16
I like to use Ron's drag queen name Rhonda Sandtits
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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whitelytning
08/30/2023
06:31 PM
#17
brestugo posted...
"Fled" Cruz

I hadnt heard this one. This is pretty good too.
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flussence
08/30/2023
06:33 PM
#18
can we meme Ron DeFibrilator into existence
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dummy420
08/30/2023
06:34 PM
#19
Moscow Glitch McConnell of the clan turtle.
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brestugo
08/30/2023
06:37 PM
#20
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Putin delenda est
MedeaLysistrata
08/30/2023
06:39 PM
#21
Dude is old. He needs to retire. Not that old people can't work but jeez these boomers are clinging
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brestugo
08/31/2023
09:00 AM
#22
"Empty" G
Putin delenda est
BrandonIngram
08/31/2023
09:01 AM
#23
I'm personally not one to mock someone for serious health concerns, especially mental decline.
Vivek 2024
Priere
08/31/2023
09:02 AM
#24
brestugo posted...



Thats transphobic
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Cemith
08/31/2023
09:06 AM
#25
BrandonIngram posted...
I'm personally not one to mock someone for serious health concerns, especially mental decline.

Love me some Pearl Clutchers.

Glitch McConnel is evil and is a huge reason why our political climate is so fucking bad. Dudes hunger for power means he'll die before he willingly gives up his seat for health reasons.
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TheGoldenEel
08/31/2023
09:07 AM
#26
Cocaine Glitch The Bitch McConnell
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08/31/2023
07:03 AM
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Garabandal
08/31/2023
09:11 AM
#28
Ron deSatan
Silence is my shield. It crushes. Silence is my cloak. It smothers. Silence is my sword. It cuts, both ways. Silence is the deadliest weapon.
Dark_Arbron
08/31/2023
09:21 AM
#29
BrandonIngram posted...
I'm personally not one to mock someone for serious health concerns, especially mental decline.

In the other McConnell topic you said old politicians need to retire and used Joe Biden as your specific example. I'm sure you're legit.

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Hoo boy, now I'm definitely sure.
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brestugo
08/31/2023
09:25 AM
#30
Priere posted...
Thats transphobic

DeSantis cracked down on drag shows. It's DeSantis in drag. He passed legislation called "don't say gay" the cartoon has him saying "gay". The name thing, is the name thing.
Putin delenda est
BrandonIngram
08/31/2023
09:28 AM
#31
Dark_Arbron posted...
In the other McConnell topic you said old politicians need to retire and used Joe Biden as your specific example. I'm sure you're legit.
Well, he is the president, nearly the same age and 77% of Americans agree... not sure how it isn't legit.
Vivek 2024
Heineken14
08/31/2023
09:28 AM
#32
Dark_Arbron posted...


In the other McConnell topic you said old politicians need to retire and used Joe Biden as your specific example. I'm sure you're legit.

Hoo boy, now I'm definitely sure.


I mean, look at his sig....

BrandonIngram posted...
Vivek 2024


Dude clearly is a joke.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
marthsheretoo
08/31/2023
09:28 AM
#33
Rigor mortis tortoise.
"Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon."
-DevsBro
brestugo
08/31/2023
02:43 PM
#34
marthsheretoo posted...
Rigor mortis tortoise.
Tim Scott is going to corner the market on tortoise jokes.
Putin delenda est
TheLiarParadox
08/31/2023
02:57 PM
#35
BrandonIngram posted...
I'm personally not one to mock someone for serious health concerns, especially mental decline.
Fuck him. He deserves so much worse than mental decline at the end of a long, destructive life.
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hereforemnant
08/31/2023
02:57 PM
#36
Kitt posted...
Ron DeSanctimonious
Wrong DeSantis
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eggcorn
09/01/2023
04:18 AM
#37
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Naysaspace
09/01/2023
04:38 AM
#38
Tricky Dick Nixon is the GOAT 1-1 political nickname of all time

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