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Anything ketchup can do, mustard can do better than it
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Ranch is nasty as fuck though
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meestermj posted...
Ranch is nasty as fuck though
Mayo is worse
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Anything huh?

So ranch can taste like mayo better than mayo itself?
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Smiffwilm posted...
Anything huh?

So ranch can taste like mayo better than mayo itself?
Apparently. Ranch is so nasty it can be that nasty
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anything ranch can do, bleu does better.
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eggcorn posted...
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Ranch and mayonnaise are god damn delicious.
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meestermj posted...
Ranch is nasty as fuck though
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ok Ive heard enough of the mayo/ranch talk lets move onto the ketchup/mustard talk
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ranch is basically just fancy mayo anyway

and ketchup is gross
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ranch cannot make egg salad
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Good luck making potato salad with ranch
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SMAP- posted...
Anything ketchup can do, mustard can do better than it
Wrong, because ketchup only has one function. And I'm not eating french fries with mustard.
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masterbarf posted...
Wrong, because ketchup only has one function. And I'm not eating french fries with mustard.

ketchups only true function is becoming barbecue sauce

also have you two that mentioned it really never heard of anyone making potato salad with ranch dressing?
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thronedfire2 posted...
also have you two that mentioned it really never heard of anyone making potato salad with ranch dressing?
that sounds like the most disgusting thing imaginable
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meralonne posted...
that sounds like the most disgusting thing imaginable

ranch is made out of mayo anyway

and most of the seasonings in it are stuff that goes in potato salad. we did ranch potato salad at one of the nursing homes I worked at and the people loved it
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Ranch and mustard are trash.

Ketchup is just a cheap way to make shitty fries or a dry ass burger a bit better. Its tasty but a decent item will be better without it.

If you are a kid its like 20/10 god tier though.

Mayo is good but only in very light amounts. Its trash in practice usually because places use too damn much or use shitty mayo.

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AloneIBreak posted...
Ranch and mayonnaise are god damn delicious.

this tbh
mayo/ranch haters have manchild palates
Who the fuck doesn't eat ranch, mayo, ketchup, and mustard? Do they also hate onions and garlic?
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hockeybub89 posted...
Who the fuck doesn't eat ranch, mayo, ketchup, and mustard? Do they also hate onions and garlic?

Onion and garlic are great.
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meralonne posted...
Good luck making potato salad with ranch
damn, I want to now.
Counterpoint: kewpie mayo
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thronedfire2 posted...
ranch is made out of mayo anyway

Ranch and mayo have a completely different consistency. You should be arrested for feeding that to senior citizens.

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Ranch: fine in certain situations (chicken/bacon/ranch pizza is great), OK as a veggie dip, should be illegal as a salad dressing, often bleu cheese is just a better choice when it could be used.

Mayo: good on fries and in burgers, excellent in but not the only option for deli sandwiches

Ketchup: 90% of it tastes like overly sugary shit, good ketchup is fine with fries though, best use is with meat loaf recipies/as a sort of glaze on top of meat loaf IMO, overused like crazy, easily replaced or made unnecessary

Mustard: use cases vary based on type of mustard, can be good with Italian meats, or on a burger, almost mandatory on a hot dog IMO, other types have use with things like egg rolls

All have uses, but if you're the type who says "I put ketchup/ranch on everything", you have no taste.
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Mayo can't do anything except suck, and neither can ranch
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