2024: Hogwarts: Legacy DLC becomes the bestselling DLC of all time
2025: Hogwarts: Legacy 2 releases, recognized by most gaming publications as best game of all time
2026: JK Rowling surprise releases 8th Harry Potter book, surpasses the Bible in sales and recognized by scholars as the best English language novel since Moby-Dick
2027: Pottermania grips the world, June is designated JK Rowling Month by many governments worldwide
2028: JK Rowling becomes prime minister of UK
2030: Countries leave the European Union en-masse to join the UK due to its incredible prosperity
2040: New economic system called Rowlingism is adopted worldwide; universal prosperity and world peace soon follows
2045: Racism and sexism have been destroyed
2050: JK Rowling crowned as Empress of Earth
2080: Hogwarts and magic are now real
2100: At the age of 135 JK Rowling passes away peacefully in her sleep. The world mourns.
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