10 million dollars but you have uncontrollable flatulence...

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superman_2000
01/05/2023
04:14 PM
#1
and just fart randomly without warning, each time loud as hell. You'll never know when it's coming, whether you're making love or in a crowded line at the grocery store. Could you deal?


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DarkProto05
01/05/2023
04:15 PM
#2
Are they non-wet farts with no odor?
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Sheiky-Baby
01/05/2023
04:16 PM
#3
I already do(I eat alot of protein), so no lose for me.
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superman_2000
01/05/2023
04:16 PM
#4
DarkProto05 posted...
Are they non-wet farts with no odor?

They're non-wet, but they are odorous.
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masterpug53
01/05/2023
04:17 PM
#5
So...I get 10 million dollars and nothing changes? Gee, lemme think about that...
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DarkProto05
01/05/2023
04:21 PM
#6
superman_2000 posted...
They're non-wet, but they are odorous.
Ill pass. Non-odorous and I would have taken the money.
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superman_2000
01/05/2023
04:23 PM
#7
Honestly, as much as ten million dollars would be incredible to have, I just don't think I could bare such an embarrassing existence. Butt trumpet just goin' off mid-conversation, mid-sex, mid-DMV license renewal...and the anxiety of never knowing when the next one's gonna strike. It's too much.
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superman_2000
01/05/2023
04:25 PM
#8
DarkProto05 posted...
Ill pass. Non-odorous and I would have taken the money.

I feel ya. I'm in the same boat. But it's a lot of money, so I had to make the consequences fairly uncomfortable.
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wackyteen
01/05/2023
04:25 PM
#9
$10M and I have an excuse to refer to when it happens?

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DarkProto05
01/05/2023
04:27 PM
#10
superman_2000 posted...
I feel ya. I'm in the same boat. But it's a lot of money, so I had to make the consequences fairly uncomfortable.
Agreed. I can handle a lifetime of embarrassment but not a lifetime of horrible smells lol.
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LtZim
01/05/2023
04:34 PM
#11
so free $10mil then?
InTheEyesOfFire
01/05/2023
04:35 PM
#12
Id just invest into making farts malodorous.
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