These Russian army recruitment videos....

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Back_Stabbath
12/21/2022
05:26 AM
#1
https://twitter.com/i/status/1605131147691937794
https://twitter.com/i/status/1605289453010014242

"our country is in dire straits and work is not paying, better to die in Ukraine. worry not grandfather, you can keep dear lada for six more months and then sell her to pay for my funeral!"

fucking grim.
https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif
Zikten
12/21/2022
05:34 AM
#2
Such disgusting ads. They should be saying Putin caused all this, and it should tell people to start a Rebellion

And that 2nd ad saying that Ukrainians are being tortured by nazis really pissed me off. Those 4 guys will end up with Ukrainian bullets in their heads
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ZevLoveDOOM
12/21/2022
05:35 AM
#4
"Join russian army now! You win? Good! You die? Too bad!"

should be their slogan basically...
Zikten
12/21/2022
05:36 AM
#5
oh and the first ad... the grandpa is a monster. No true grandpa would smile when they learn their grandson is going off to die for money
wackyteen
12/21/2022
05:43 AM
#6
Russian ad for enlisting in the army: if you have no skills and can't apply yourself, go become a soldier.

Most militaries rely on people with little skills to be soldiers, to be fair
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
wackyteen
12/21/2022
05:45 AM
#7
Zikten posted...
oh and the first ad... the grandpa is a monster. No true grandpa would smile when they learn their grandson is going off to die for money

My grandpa smiled when I graduated basic and was always proud of the fact that I was in the Army. He told basically everybody he ever knew and that man knew everybody
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
HairyQueen
12/21/2022
05:47 AM
#8
wackyteen posted...
My grandpa smiled when I graduated basic and was always proud of the fact that I was in the Army. He told basically everybody he ever knew and that man knew everybody
Were you being sent off to die in a war?
everybody loves intransigent zoo animals <3
action52
12/21/2022
05:51 AM
#9
wackyteen posted...
My grandpa smiled when I graduated basic and was always proud of the fact that I was in the Army. He told basically everybody he ever knew and that man knew everybody
When was this?
And who are you, my little friend? Not a spoon... not a fork... but something in between. A fpoon. What will you think of next, Germany?
Zikten
12/21/2022
05:56 AM
#10
wackyteen posted...
My grandpa smiled when I graduated basic and was always proud of the fact that I was in the Army. He told basically everybody he ever knew and that man knew everybody
Difference is you probably weren't going to die. And you werenot fighting an evil war. Most Russian soldiers know they will die. They are being slaughtered like flies in Ukraine. And there is no honor in their fight. They are dying for Putin
008Zulu
12/21/2022
05:57 AM
#11
AbdulCarter posted...
You mean dont get paid?
What need does a corpse have for cold hard currency, comrade?
If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter.
UnfairRepresent
12/21/2022
05:57 AM
#12
I like how they tried to spin "The economy sucks and everyone is broke" into "Now go die and be useful." without irony.

Their own propaganda ads are about how shit Russia is :/
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
wackyteen
12/21/2022
05:59 AM
#13
HairyQueen posted...
Were you being sent off to die in a war?
I mean I joined at the relative tail end of the war on terror so I could've wound up in Iraq or Afghanistan and been blown up. Doubly so cause my job used to be known as an IED magnet.

But not in an active, direct conflict with dozens to hundreds of deaths per day
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
Thompson
12/21/2022
06:04 AM
#14
The benefit the Russian army has over a regular workplace is that instead of paying wages or laying off its workforce, it can simply send its employees into the meatgrinder.
Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images.
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