Having to take a dump right after getting out of the shower is the Devil's work

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Smh
Waffle stomp it down the drain
May contain bones
https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o
Better than being constipated
[SHE/HER/DespondentDeity] The thread that binds the laws of causality has been tied.
My name is turn your pretty little head and: LOOK AT ME!
At least it isn't diarrhea after getting out of the shower

Edit: or worst of all, diarrhea while submerged in the bath tub
tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi
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