Because I hate myself but moreso because they write funny conspiracy theories like Iran being ruled by lizard people, I skimmed through an issue of ISIS' e-magazine Voice of Khurasan and their analysis includes:
* War breaking out between the crusaders is punishment by god for attacking ISIS.
* Russia and China are at least trying to break US world domination.
* Lies about Putin's health and mental capacity are being spread by the US.
* WW3 will break out between East and West with China/Taiwan and North/South Korea getting involved and that's awesome.
* Urges Muslims not to think about picking a side and that's a false choice.
Interestingly it's way more pro-Putin than before. In their old magazine years ago, Dhabiq, they suggested the US and ISIS form a temporary truce and work together to destroy Russia.
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