It's time for another game of "Would You Rather!"

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Pogo_Marimo
06/04/2021
04:56 PM
#1
Hello everybody. You all know the rules, I'm sure. I'm going to ask a hypothetical. Then you'll have time to ask me questions before the floor is closed and your answer is needed. Points will be awarded to the winner. Now, it's time to play!

Would! You! Rather!

*Ahem*

Would you rather:

Have a fly land on your eyeball every 11 hours for the rest of your life?

or,

Be given a back massage by Selma Hayek, but you are both wearing astronaut clothes?

The floor is officially.... Open!
'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand.
Big_Nabendu
06/04/2021
04:57 PM
#2
why would I want a fly instead of big booty selma?

Would u rather be paralyzed or blind?
The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever.
\[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu
IfGodCouldDie
06/04/2021
04:57 PM
#3
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Be given a back massage by Selma Hayek, but you are both wearing astronaut clothes?

Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504
Boop Trooper reporting for duty.
Pogo_Marimo
06/04/2021
05:01 PM
#4
Big_Nabendu posted...
why would I want a fly instead of big booty selma?

That's for me to know and you to find out!

Would u rather be paralyzed or blind?

Oh, blind, easily.

IfGodCouldDie
Be given a back massage by Selma Hayek, but you are both wearing astronaut clothes?

Sorry, the floor has not yet been closed. I'm going to need to dock you points.

*Sad buzzer sound effect*
'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand.
Pogo_Marimo
06/04/2021
05:27 PM
#5
The questions have dried up, so I'm giving a special offer !

100 points to the next three posters that pose a preposterous proposition!

Floor is still open!
'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand.
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