10,000 Big Ones or Perfect Shits? - Results (9 votes)
$10,000
55.56%
(5 votes)
5
Perfect Poops
44.44%
(4 votes)
4
Money is taxed if you choose the cash.
The ability would mean that pooping would never leave any residue in your anal cavity, cheeks, any part of your body. You would never have to use toilet paper, or wipes, or bidets.
Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
Blade: "Don't do that"