VRV messed up and accidentally uploaded the episode without subtitles. I don't have the Crunchyroll app installed anywhere, so until either VRV or [Torrent site whose name I won't say but it's named after a sound a cat makes] puts the episode up with subs, I'm stuck waiting.
EDIT:
Okay, finally got it to play on VRV with the subtitles. I'm ready, let's do this.