Ted Cruz is a simp for whatever Republican shouts the loudest

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Corrupt_Power
01/07/2021
01:09 AM
#1
His expression every time I see him always reads "I know I'm a giant pushover bitch, but I just can't stop being a massive pushover bitch"

My favorite meme used to be "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" but that dude at least had some cajones, leaving messages for the cops and all. Ol' Cruz just has a limp noodle for a spine.
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HBKick18
01/07/2021
01:11 AM
#2

Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs.
geshkigal
01/07/2021
01:14 AM
#3
His wife gets insulted and he sucks the insulter's c***.
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w258/geshkigal/GIFs/mawilenr7.gif
RetsuZaiZen
01/07/2021
11:28 AM
#4
He's such a little bitch
Why do nerds always get caught up on the details?
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Ving_Rhames
01/07/2021
11:29 AM
#5
Hes actually the most pathetic politician ever. Even "Please clap" isn't as bad as the existence that is Ted Cruz.
the real Irving Rameses
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Srk700
01/07/2021
12:12 PM
#6
Everything is bigger in Texas (except for Ted Cruz's tiny balls)
CADE FOSTER
01/07/2021
12:14 PM
#7
to be fair pretty sure his kids and wife hate him
King_Hutton
01/07/2021
12:22 PM
#8
Hes the most spineless piece of shit in politics. And that takes a lot of work.
All hail King Hutton
Official Carter Hutton fanboy
ViewtifulGrave
01/07/2021
12:36 PM
#9
Is there a way he can be legally deported?
You enjoy teaching high schoolers, and I'll enjoy creating my crappy manga. Let's see where we both are in a year. TheDoorMouse
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monkmith
01/07/2021
12:38 PM
#10
zodiac killer ted cruz is a piece of shit.
Taarsidath-an halsaam.
Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Frosted_Midna
01/07/2021
05:56 PM
#11
He is a bootlicker!
It's more than good, it's alive!
Warning: May contain stone hat pieces https://imgur.com/N6v5qZx
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