The "Nickelback re-evaluation" on the internet is super strange to me. It's been years since they were widely used as a punching bag, yet there's been a noticeable influx of weirdly defensive/ranty posts like these protecting their honor.
I'd say Cardi B is "the new Nickelback" - can't think of any other modern artist the internet rips to shreds more. Which is a shame, because Cardi is actually great, but oh well.
EDIT: While OP's post is a copypasta, my point still stands.
The music was thud-like.
The music was... thud-like.