Do your brush your teeth before or after breakfast?

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SMAP-
11/27/2020
01:43 PM
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Veggeta X
11/27/2020
01:46 PM
#2
You're supposed to brush your teeth before breakfast but I cannot eat while my mouth tastes like strong ass mint.
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Machete
11/27/2020
01:50 PM
#3
I dont eat breakfast
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Bananana
11/27/2020
01:52 PM
#4
brush my teeth, then shower, then breakfast

youre supposed to brush before eating and at least 20 min before eating if you want to be the healthiest. if you eat before brushing all the bacteria that grew in your mouth uninhibited for the last 8 hours get a bunch of sugar to eat, and if you eat too soon after brushing it weakens your enamel
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Compsognathus
11/27/2020
01:52 PM
#5
If I'm in a hurry? Beforehand. If not I'll eat breakfast then brush like a half hour later after drinking a glass of water.
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teepan95
11/27/2020
02:03 PM
#6
Bananana posted...
brush my teeth, then shower, then breakfast
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CanuckCowboy
11/27/2020
02:44 PM
#7
I dont eat breakfast.
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Smackems
11/27/2020
02:58 PM
#8
After every meal

Kinda defeats the purpose doing it before
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smoke_break
11/27/2020
02:59 PM
#9
After.
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11/27/2020
02:59 PM
#10
Simultaneously
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ChrisTaka
11/27/2020
03:00 PM
#11
Brushing your teeth before breakfast is like taking a shit right after a shower.
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Turbam
11/27/2020
03:02 PM
#12
They call me "yuck mouth" cause I don't brush
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Sictis
11/27/2020
03:03 PM
#13
I brush my teeth for breakfast
3PiesAndAFork
11/27/2020
03:03 PM
#14
Smackems posted...
After every meal

Kinda defeats the purpose doing it before
?? Brushing before gets rid of all the bacteria accumulated while you slept. Bacteria that would otherwise feast on your breakfast in your mouth and go into your body.
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Ivynn
11/27/2020
03:03 PM
#15
23 people love swallowing the bacteria that accumulated in their mouth overnight apparently.
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silver_stoner
11/27/2020
03:13 PM
#16
Didn't this topic already exist?
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SMAP-
11/27/2020
03:57 PM
#17
silver_stoner posted...
Didn't this topic already exist?

i mean... probably? its a common argument but I havent seen any and its natural for stuff to repeat over the years
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monkmith
11/27/2020
03:58 PM
#18
dont eat breakfast. but you want to do it before if you like to drink OJ.
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Cobra1010
11/27/2020
04:34 PM
#19
I brush my teeth and in particular my tongue as soon as I get up because I breath through my mouth so it's bitter as hell when I wake up.

If I have to go to work, I quick brush again and rinse water without toothpaste just to make sure nothing is stuck in my teeth before I set off.

On day off, I just brush the once before breakfast
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silver_stoner
11/27/2020
04:34 PM
#20
SMAP- posted...
i mean... probably? its a common argument but I havent seen any and its natural for stuff to repeat over the years
It's cool I just thought I was having deja vu for something like earlier this month.
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Smackems
11/27/2020
06:41 PM
#21
3PiesAndAFork posted...
?? Brushing before gets rid of all the bacteria accumulated while you slept. Bacteria that would otherwise feast on your breakfast in your mouth and go into your body.
That you're swallowing anyway though, and then you start your day with tainted stank bref
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FL81
11/27/2020
06:47 PM
#22
After, there is literally no point to brushing your teeth only to get them dirty again immediately after

Also having a mint taste in my mouth while eating ruins the taste of the food
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Evening_Dragon
11/27/2020
06:50 PM
#23
Brushing your teeth after you eat actually causes some damage. Your teeth are softer from the acids released in your chewing.

You should brush no earlier than half an hour after a meal. Also, look up the Bower method, or get a mechanical toothbrush.
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Bananana
11/27/2020
07:13 PM
#24
Smackems posted...
That you're swallowing anyway though, and then you start your day with tainted stank bref
Thats not how it works. Bacteria waste product is whats bad for teeth. And if you eat breakfast before brushing, a ton of that is produced. Its proven to literally be less hygienic to not brush before breakfast. If your breath is a concern, then do mouthwash or a mint after breakfast
http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html
AlisLandale
11/27/2020
07:17 PM
#25
https://www.healthline.com/health/should-you-brush-your-teeth-before-or-after-breakfast
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Smackems
11/27/2020
07:26 PM
#26
AlisLandale posted...
https://www.healthline.com/health/should-you-brush-your-teeth-before-or-after-breakfast
Hmm guess I'll start waiting a few then

Bananana posted...
Thats not how it works. Bacteria waste product is whats bad for teeth. And if you eat breakfast before brushing, a ton of that is produced. Its proven to literally be less hygienic to not brush before breakfast. If your breath is a concern, then do mouthwash or a mint after breakfast
Mouthwash or a mint don't cut it. I can sniff out stank bref a mile away. Also want to feel fresh
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ChrisTaka
11/27/2020
07:32 PM
#27
AlisLandale posted...
https://www.healthline.com/health/should-you-brush-your-teeth-before-or-after-breakfast

Td;lr

Both are fine, but if you're gonna brush after breakfast wait at least 30 minutes first.

If Corona is so bad why not just make it illegal? *thinking emoji*
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Evening_Dragon
11/27/2020
08:21 PM
#29
Conflict posted...
You are absolutely not supposed to brush your teeth before breakfast

You are, according to my last dentist and a 5 minute google followup.
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LordMarshal
11/27/2020
08:26 PM
#30
Do you use flouride mouthwash after every time you brush? I do. I guess im just a little better than most of you. Im use to it.
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mech dragon
11/27/2020
08:32 PM
#31
Ew why so many people chose after? Are these the same people that wear shoes on their bed?
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LordMarshal
11/27/2020
08:34 PM
#32
mech dragon posted...
Ew why so many people chose after? Are these the same people that wear shoes on their bed?

Tbf, i wake up, bathe, eat breakfast, brush and mouthwash. Id have to change the order up and it feels stupid brushing and mouthwashing and then eating food. I dont have a big breakfast till hours later anyways. My initial breakfast is a snack with an energy drink.
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mech dragon
11/27/2020
08:37 PM
#33
LordMarshal posted...
Tbf, i wake up, bathe, eat breakfast, brush and mouthwash. Id have to change the order up and it feels stupid brushing and mouthwashing and then eating food. I dont have a big breakfast till hours later anyways. My initial breakfast is a snack with an energy drink.
But have you ever worn shoes on your bed
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squarion
11/27/2020
08:38 PM
#34
Brush, drink a whole class of water, skip breakfast.
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FL81
11/27/2020
09:04 PM
#35
Brushing before breakfast is like pouring in the milk before the cereal
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CasualGuy
11/27/2020
09:06 PM
#36
You brush after every meal not before wtf kinda kooky dentists are telling you otherwise
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TrepeGroupie2
11/27/2020
09:45 PM
#37
Guys, if you are going to use mouthwash, please use it at another time to brushing. Fluoride mouthwashes have a lower concentration of fluoride than toothpastes so all you're doing is washing that away. Also do not rinse your toothpaste, just spit the excess.

Regarding the thread topic, it does not matter which way you do it. If you are going t o brush after eating, wait at least 30 minutes (even this may not be enough) so you don't abrade the softened enamel away. I personally rinse my mouth out after eating with water or mouthwash and brush before breakfast.
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LordMarshal
11/27/2020
09:53 PM
#38
TrepeGroupie2 posted...
Guys, if you are going to use mouthwash, please use it at another time to brushing. Fluoride mouthwashes have a lower concentration of fluoride than toothpastes so all you're doing is washing that away. Also do not rinse your toothpaste, just spit the excess.

Regarding the thread topic, it does not matter which way you do it. If you are going t o brush after eating, wait at least 30 minutes (even this may not be enough) so you don't abrade the softened enamel away. I personally rinse my mouth out after eating with water or mouthwash and brush before breakfast.

Directions: Use after brushing your teeth with a toothpaste.
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