Why do my Christian family members think the end is nigh now?

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Dyinglegacy
11/07/2020
09:37 PM
#1
Its not funny, except a little bit. I guess about as funny as it is to laugh at anyone's turmoil, from real or imagined sources lol.

They are legit terrified that biden winning has triggered The End Times .

Something about a 1 world order, Mark of the beast, being forced to serve only 1 religion.

The fear is real with them.
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darkphoenix181
11/07/2020
09:38 PM
#2
There was a facebook hoax saying Bill Gates wanted to chip people's hands and not let people into stores and stuff without one. They bought into that.
DrizztLink
11/07/2020
09:39 PM
#3
Dyinglegacy posted...
being forced to serve only 1 religion.
... isn't that the Christian Right's whole thing?
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LastTomorrow
11/07/2020
09:40 PM
#4
Because Trump said he was the only thing protecting them and apparently America is the center of the world
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King_Hutton
11/07/2020
09:41 PM
#5
Because theyre stupid
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LastTomorrow
11/07/2020
09:41 PM
#6
DrizztLink posted...
... isn't that the Christian Right's whole thing?
No, the Anti-Christ religion. To worship the anti-christ
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SauI_Goodman
11/07/2020
09:41 PM
#7
what the hell form of Christianity do they follow? evangelical?
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Smackems
11/07/2020
09:42 PM
#8
I thought Obama was supposed to be the anti christ
Common sense is stupid - some dude
monkmith
11/07/2020
09:44 PM
#9
you've not seen biden take off his shirt yet huh?


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LastTomorrow
11/07/2020
09:45 PM
#10
Smackems posted...
I thought Obama was supposed to be the anti christ
He was until Trump the messiah stopped, but Biden and Harris are the anti-christ now and now the next Repub will be the savior

As a Christian I find it stupid and I think everyone needs to stop with the idea that its centered on America.

Why would the AntiChrist be president when he could very well become the pope or head the United Nations
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Hexenherz
11/07/2020
09:46 PM
#11
I feel like even though Biden quoted the bible and called for unity, the conspiratorial right is just going to say "he's a false prophet trying to make people complacent so he can push a socialist agenda".

It is a real tragedy.
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Dark_SilverX
11/07/2020
09:46 PM
#12
Show them this handsome guy's photo:


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AlisLandale
11/07/2020
09:47 PM
#13
If youre a Christian, why are you worried about the end times? You gonna get raptured
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Smackems
11/07/2020
09:47 PM
#14
LastTomorrow posted...
He was until Trump the messiah stopped, but Biden and Harris are the anti-christ now and now the next Repub will be the savior

As a Christian I find it stupid and I think everyone needs to stop with the idea that its centered on America.

Why would the AntiChrist be president when he could very well become the pope or head the United Nations
Also isn't he supposed to be loved by all?
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Hexenherz
11/07/2020
09:48 PM
#15
AlisLandale posted...
If youre a Christian, why are you worried about the end times? You gonna get raptured
Also really good point lol.
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PoundGarden
11/07/2020
09:49 PM
#16
Dont Christian's always think they're living in the end times though?
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KainWind
11/07/2020
09:50 PM
#17
Hexenherz posted...
"he's a false prophet trying to make people complacent so he can push a socialist agenda".

It's funny that no matter what he does, they can just use this excuse.
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LastTomorrow
11/07/2020
09:50 PM
#18
PoundGarden posted...
Dont Christian's always think they're living in the end times though?
Ever since Jesus ascended to Heaven the end times kicked off. The End Times are now, always have been. Setting up for the big conclusion

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Hexenherz
11/07/2020
09:51 PM
#19
KainWind posted...
It's funny that no matter what he does, they can just use this excuse.
That's all I thought about watching his speech. It was a beautiful, simple speech and it needed to be said that we do more together than divided and we need to listen to each other again.

But people are going to spin that. It's sick.
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LightHawKnight
11/07/2020
09:56 PM
#20
Do religious people realize that Trump literally held the bible upside down and doesnt give a shit about their god?
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Antbregante
11/07/2020
09:57 PM
#21
Well Trump might decide to drop a few nukes before Biden takes over.
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Dyinglegacy
11/07/2020
10:16 PM
#22
AlisLandale posted...
If youre a Christian, why are you worried about the end times? You gonna get raptured
Their reason is other people and family members who aren't saved.
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Dyinglegacy
11/07/2020
10:17 PM
#23
LastTomorrow posted...
Ever since Jesus ascended to Heaven the end times kicked off. The End Times are now, always have been. Setting up for the big conclusion
But it's the end-end times now.
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Dyinglegacy
11/07/2020
10:20 PM
#24
I shouldn't poke fun. I love my family, I just think it's a bit ridiculous is all.

I just nod and say "Ah. Mmhmmm. Interesting. Oh? Is that right? Well, let's hope that doesn't happen" and similar things along those lines.
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Solid Snake07
11/07/2020
10:23 PM
#25
Same reason liberals have been saying this is the death of the republic the past 4 years. Same reason conservatives said the same thing in 2008.

People are stupid and need to chill the fuck out
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AlisLandale
11/07/2020
10:28 PM
#26
Dyinglegacy posted...
Their reason is other people and family members who aren't saved.

yeah and what? If God wants the end times to happen, do they think Hell postpone it just because they voted for Trump? >_>
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monkmith
11/07/2020
10:29 PM
#27
Dyinglegacy posted...
I shouldn't poke fun. I love my family, I just think it's a bit ridiculous is all.

I just nod and say "Ah. Mmhmmm. Interesting. Oh? Is that right? Well, let's hope that doesn't happen" and similar things along those lines.
i've got evangelical christian family members, who believe that pokemon/harry potter/fantasy in general is demon worship and that they'll be raptured to heaven when the jews completely control jerusalem, and i can assure you its completely ok to make fun of people like that.
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