Do PS1/N64/Saturn/Gameboy feel retro to you yet?

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definitely

I mean, think of it this way, we already thought of SNES as retro by the mid-2000s, right? And it came out in 1990. The Saturn came out in 1994.
He would make his mark, if not on this tree, then on that wall; if not with teeth and claws, then with penknife and razor.