I'm not the "OMFG NO ALCOHOL AT ALL" but I don't really see the whole point. I've had a beer or two and even a shot or two. I don't really care for what alcohol does but it usually winds up as "I paid this much for this? Weaksauce".
We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you.