Those aren't just games anymore. I've sunk hundreds if not thousands of hours into them, proudly progressed through each and every one.
I'm not a violent person and pretty anti-death in general. Rational me says I'd call the cops. But in the moment, faced with the prospect that I might never see those games again... I'd probably do something I'd later regret.
"Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon."
-DevsBro